Christina Aguilera *Thick Ass* Christmas tree shopping in Beverly Hills 12/04/12 not hq

Yum....That fat ass looks delicious!! I want to bury my tongue between them cheeks!!

 

ugh, a part of me dies every time I click a Christina page these last couple years

 

Jesus there are some really fucked up body image views in this thread.

 

The problem isn't her weight. She's probably the same weight as an average healthy woman.

The real problem is her choice of wardrobe. Normal people don't wear spandex or whatever the crap she has on. There's plenty of designer jeans out there and probably in her closest that would package that up far better.

 

...buddy...what kind of women do you associate with? her weight is appropriate for an average healthy cow perhaps...

 

And you fall into a pretty precise category yourself.

1) Single with completely unrealistic ideas of a what a woman is.
2) Young and has never been with a woman who had a kid.

or

3) Random internet persona that's just lying to himself.

 

So much more attracted to Christina now that she looks like she eats. I always thought she was cute and everything, but now she actually has something to hold on to. Loving the thicker Christina.

 

You forgot one category. I fixed it for you.

 

Fat bitches need love too, Craig. :hump:

 

I reckon I could fit my face in between those large cheeks...but there's only one way to prove it. The offer's there, Christina, you just have to holler.

 

It's official:
She is a fat pig. Anyone here who thinks she is anything but that needs glasses.

Would I bang the shit out of her?
Of course...for the same reason I would bang a lot of famous chicks that I wouldn't look twice at in a bar. Just to say you did it.

 

There is a flip side to that coin. The heads to your fails is that she isn't a fat pig. Anybody who thinks she is needs to donate their brain to science since they aren't using it. Is she skinny? No, but she damn sure is not a cow or a pig.

Meh, who am I arguing with? People who have been trained to think sticks like Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus are great looking.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It is no wonder why many girls develop eating disorders. It's because of fools like this mmikehunt.

 

I don't think Miley and Paris are great looking, but I would bang either one before Christina.
I am sorry that you have only been able to get fat chicks in your lifetime so you really have a distorted view of what is not fat.
If you prefer fat chicks, that is fine. Lots of guys do. I hear that they are fun.

I think it is a shame when someone like Christina just lets herself go. She used to be very hot, and now she isn't, imo. It's always a shame when a hot chick loses it. Like it or not, they are in a business where looks often matter more that actual talent. Britney Spears gets fat, cuts her hair off, shows the world her scarred up vag, and her record sales tank. She cleans up, loses weight, gets a new PR firm, and she makes a comeback. People may be shallow, but they are also forgiving.

 

You know what happens when you assume? Ass away dude. Except this time, it won't be me also that you are making one out of. Just yourself. We can go about showing pics of our girlfriends, but I don't need to. I already know that with the attitude you have, no self-respecting girl would keep you around for long.

Well, damn. You are actually right about this one. Pop music and Hollywood are both mostly about looks. But, whose fault is that? People like you. That's who.

 

That's a big ass.

 

I can't criticize the chubby chasers for liking what they like. Hell, I wish fat women were even more desired in society so that I would have an easier chance with the thin ones. But Christina is just not at a healthy weight, folks. I'm sorry if that offends some of you. And, no, I don't expect girls to starve themselves and be rail thin, but I tend to prefer the ones that look good naked, and I can tell that she would look like a mess sans clothes.

But, as mmikehunt said above, if given the opportunity of course I would have sex with her, but really only because she's Christina Aguilera and not some random dumpy chick on the street.

 

why would you want to brag about banging the "fat pig" christina aguilera?

 

nice ass....thx

 

xD Wait....you guys actually listen to shit that comes out of their mouth?...I've just been treating them as sexual stimulants for the past decade, not as media of artistic expression...I may be a fool, I don't know...I recognize the possibility...but i'm certainly not deranged

 

1) I am sure she still has great cans.
2) It would be cool to hear her hit the high notes.
3) One could always embellish and say that they had her 60 lbs. ago.