Christina Aguilera *Thick Ass* Christmas tree shopping in Beverly Hills 12/04/12 not hq

My wife of 10+ years would disagree with you on that, and please don't post any pictures of your boyfriend here.

I don't listen to pop music, and 90% of what comes out of Hollywood is crap.
It cracks me up when some douchebags here act like they respect women so much more than others here. Most of us here respect women, but we are all pretty much pigs for checking in here from time to time. It's what a lot of guys do.

You attack me because I point out that Aguilera is now huge to the point of being a lot less attractive to most people than she used to be. You don't attack the person that posted "Looks like 2 volkswagons trying to pass each other." (which was very funny, BTW). There are others here that say they want to sodomize 14 year olds, do you attack them?

Are you here to look at hot chicks, or just to pick fights?

 

If you have a wife that stay with you willingly of over 10 years then I am Bill gates.

I don't go into threads about 14 year olds. That's your kick, not mine. I prefer women. But, I attacked you because you attacked first. Was it not you who said "She is a fat pig. Anyone here who thinks she is anything but that needs glasses."? Pot meet kettle.

Are you here to look at chicks or insult them? You see, I don't like insulting celebrities who can't say anything back. There are plenty of celebs I can't stand for whatever reasons, but I don't go into their threads and claim "She's fat!" I noticed a Miley Cyrus thread promoting ass shots. I saw no ass. Did I troll that thread saying it? Nope. I prefer a challenge, unlike you and many others on this internet who get their rocks off by pointing out whatever flaws you might see on some celebrity. It's like an 8th grader picking on a 2nd grader. Sure, you feel good about yourself, but in the end, you are nothing but a waste of oxygen.

 

I did not want to see that....

 

It's no wonder you are defending Cowstina that way.
I just realized that your avatar is that of a fat pancake ass.
Please accept my apologies.






douchebag.

 

I didn't think so bitch.

 

I'm sorry, I had to sign up just to smash this troll.

Dude, you are a clown. You're a fake-ass feminazi douchebag playing at chivalry because you think it makes you sound more evolved than the rest of us. You clearly think that you're different, that you aren't like us. You've probably even convinced yourself that you're "appreciating" these women rather than objectifying them, or something of similar register on the Piven Scale (a system I've created to quantify douchebaggery, named after Jeremy Piven, easily Hollywood's biggest douche), but in reality you're worse than any of us precisely because you think you're above this shit.

Getting pissed on someone's behalf is stunningly pretentious, and especially so on an internet forum when the comments are anonymous and the person in question is a celebrity. She's never going to read this, homie. You're not scoring any points.

But at the end of the day you're defending this chunkmonster because you've probably never gotten a thin girl to say yes and you assume that all of us share your inability to land a fuckable chick. The fact that you're raging like this only means that this whole issue hits waaaaaay close to home for you. If you could actually get women who had a shape rather than just were shapes, you wouldn't be this much of an ardent cockbag about it. You'll notice that nobody else who likes the fat ones is up in arms about it. They've made peace with the fact that they like cows. I suggest you do the same, or else you'll continue to look like a self-loathing while somehow self-righteous dick, instead of just some dude who likes em' big.

 

This has gone beyond being able to issue warnings or ask people to play nice. Unfortunately, some people have to have some time off.

Can the next CA thread not degenerate into more of the same? This is really getting tiresome.

 

love the butt

 

Interesting debate.

But I have to agree that what I just saw in those pics was pretty disturbing. Funny that the other day I was having a conversation that as messed up as Britney got, she is still the only relevant one in the music industry and is still very hot, unlike Xtina and Jessica Simpson who all came out with albums at around the same time.

Right now though, Xtina just looks like a blonde Snooki.

 

Some really stupid fights in this thread. LOL!!! Arguing over a fucking ass.

 

Am I the only one who thought for a second that these were pics of Christina shopping for a THICK ASS Christmas tree?

 

She is obviously setting herself up for a career resurrection moment of weight loss endorsement and exposing her finely toned new body in an "artsy" film. I'd still fuck her.

 

I had intended to join this thread by raising that very point but then i noticed a much more heated discussion had already begun about Christiana's thick ass...

 

Yeah because she isn't "thick", she's just fat.

Fat fattie fat fat. I liked the skinny pre boobjob Aguilera.

 

Now I remember why I don't look at Christina threads. Not just because of the photos, but also the conversation.

 

Wow! The bigger her booty, the better ...

 

Santa obviously didn't get my list of girls who need to sit on my face. I even shaved in anticipation of having Ms Aguilera grinding that smooth, fat beaver all over my face.

 

I'd clap on that.

 

Not only would I pound that into next year, I'd slap it multiple times just to watch it jiggle.

 

What happened???? Did she merge with her long lost twin? My god...