Christina Aguilera *Thick Ass* Christmas tree shopping in Beverly Hills 12/04/12 not hq

lolz as the kids say

bitching about christina's GIANT arse. honestly. move on

 

It's the only way for me to cope with the loss of a woman that once stood at the top of my fap list...it's painful really, and I intend to ridicule her until she grows old, loses that weight or dies.

 

woof

 

The fatter celebrities get the less they stay celebrities.

 

The fatter celebrities get the more of the chance i get with them...

 

wow that got me hard instantly.
totally forgot about her.

 

just a reminder...

 

Or this:

 

So let me understand. Just because you like overweight women (and trust me, she is overweight according to any BMI test or any visual test, and could very well have crossed into the obese category already), that means the rest of us need to "grow up" or "look at people of the same sex"? So your preference for overweight women should be the standard for the rest of the world to follow? Sorry bud, but thats not gonna happen! And if you asked 100 people if they prefer this new overweight xtina or the 2002 dirty xtina, I'm willing to bet that over 90% would choose the 2002 dirty xtina if they were face to face with her and could bang one of the two.

The 2002 Xtina had a perfect body. She wasnt anorexic or fat. I dont think she could've had a more perfect body.




And now you have this! A woman who seems to have given up on staying in shape. There have been several reports that she's become an alcoholic and apparently a slob too. It doesnt take much to keep your weight in check. Either by eating right, drinking less, or just doing some minor exercising.

 

I think even in her slim days it was a function of youth, not much muscle tone at all to be found... probably never worked out to keep fit or get into shape and now that she's older the inevitable is happening. Or whatever she is taking for antidepressants has some side effects.

 

No, you need to grow up because for some reason, bagging on celebrities who gain wait gives you some sort of self-gratification, as if you are perfect. I don't mean just you. I mean the majority of the immature people who post in this celebrity section.

 

First off, I get no gratification by bagging on overweight celebrities. I know lots of you people like to ignore the facts, but lets face it, Xtina as well as many celebrities gain international fame because of their looks. These women make tens of millions of dollars by pushing a sexy image and maintaining near perfect bodies. They love to have their near naked bodies published on as many magazine covers as possible. So, when these women who LOVED when guys (and girls) fawned all over them because they were almost perfect, decide to give up on staying fit, why shouldn't people discuss their weight?

Is it only ok to praise these women for looking perfect, but then completely ignore them when they decide to double in size? Its not immature to discuss this. This is part of being a celebrity. You cant accept all the praise and $$ when you're perfect, but then say you dont want attention when you decide you want to be lazy and give up on keeping that perfect look that made them famous.


So if I'm immature for thinking exercising and eating healthy is something everyone should do....then so be it. I guess I'm immature. I didnt realize that being a slob and putting no effort into your health is now looked at as being immature. That "big is Beautiful" campaign really must be working.

 

It's all good hit it one time and you'll forget about how big it is.

 

I for one pay no attention to their weight gain. As any honest bro here that's either married, or in a long term, committed relationship will attest, when the hens get "comfortable" in their "nest" they tend to shirk their "fitness duties", and it's up to us as we sit on the couch watching football (either variety), and drinking beer to crack the proverbial whip to keep their asses in the same shape as they were the first night we mounted them in the backseat, behind the tree/rock, on that unknown parent's bed at that house party, etc. By all means correct me if I'm wrong.....but isn't X-Tina single now? If that's the case, there's no excuse as she has to market that shit. She could sell 100 million albums, but if she's pushing critical mass, even the "I banged X-Tina just to say I banged X-Tina" crowd will dry up. Methinks this mindset has everything to do with "wood", and that which induces it, yet nothing whatsoever to do with maturity.

 

You really don't get it. Let me spell it out for you. her weight should be none of your business. There are many factors that could be in play, none of which you know about. Like frogger72 said, she could be on antidepressants. As someone who is in the mental health profession, I know how depression can seriously ruin a person's life, health, and sanity. It could also be a physical thing as a person's body does slow down as they get older. Christina is not 19 anymore. She is 30 and has had a kid. Those are just two factors it could be. People like you and your ilk keep laughing, ridiculing, and ostracizing these celebrities because, well, I don't know the exact reason. Maybe it's the douche bag quality the internet tends to give people.

Salty Longshanks? The immaturity has to do with being immature. Do you remember the fourth grade? Do you remember the kids who would tease other kids for certain flaws they had? Weight, glasses, braces, etc. It has nothing to do with "wood" like you think it does. I guarantee that every single guy here ripping Christina for her weight problem would still fuck her if given the opportunity.

 

I don't think making fun of people's weight is any less mature than all the posts saying "I'd fuck her" or "What an ass!" in 500 different ways each day. This forum is about pictures of hot women, not about being fans of their work or who they are as people.

 

I can pick out many threads that say you're wrong on this one.

 

Ticketstub, are you positively certain this isnt you?

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part deux?

 

Holy fuck...and I thought whales only sang underwater.

 

I don't know what to laugh at first. The fact that you have a weak insult repertoire or the fact that you average over 7,000 posts a year on a forum. I think I'll laugh at the former and pity you for the latter. Get out of the house and get a life. You're wasting the formidable years of your life.