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Lauren Oiled

Discussion in 'Model Forum' started by LaurenSands, Jan 13, 2006.

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  1. winnie24

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    You are really beautiful !!!
     
  2. tooldef6

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    awesome pictures lauren, but thast a given.

    And Damn, where was I when you were taking requests for a fan sign, DAMNIT!!!!!!!
     
  3. I Love Lauren Sands

    I Love Lauren Sands

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    I joined this forum because of you. I love you. I have nothing else to say.
     
  4. brcook09

    brcook09 In The Crack

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    HaHa........Lauren brought in another one. Welcome aboard
     
  5. I Love Lauren Sands

    I Love Lauren Sands

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    Okay Mr. theslayer, casinova, whatever your name is. I got game too. Lauren may have you but she needs me. ;-)
     
  6. DrBrumTangerine

    DrBrumTangerine Phun Medical Resident

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    Dude, where's your dignity? Desperation doesn't get you women. Especially Hawaiian Spammy Porn Grrls.
     
  7. NyteWolfe

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    How's sarcastically arrogant work out for ya Doc?
     
  8. theslayer

    theslayer Slayer of Dragons and Protector of Princesses ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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  9. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    Stalker patrol on high alert!
     
  10. theslayer

    theslayer Slayer of Dragons and Protector of Princesses ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    No shit.
     
  11. diveguy

    diveguy Captain Tightpants 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    Well, apparently Doc's arrogance works, brcook's ideas and blatant asskissing and licking and fingering works, and French Fred's simple, honest tribute and poetry works...

    which pretty much goes to show the lady in question is open minded, discerning and likes fun! which we all knew of course.
     
  12. DrBrumTangerine

    DrBrumTangerine Phun Medical Resident

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    Deadpan unimpressed insults are also excellent :)

    But that's my niche in the market. Carve your own, noobs!
     
  13. theslayer

    theslayer Slayer of Dragons and Protector of Princesses ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    Lauren, bare down and brace yourself. We have a troll in our midst. I'll watch over you, and then some.

    In the mean time, I'll see you tonight at dinner, but fashion sense is a must at the after-party. The more "pink" the better.

    Know this! When we get home from the party, I'll bath you, please/tease you (I'll make your legs shake), and make you smell pretty. Afterwards, I'm gonna make you sweat like a pack mule; please wear something that breaths besides me.

    Kisses,
     
  14. LaurenSands

    LaurenSands Official Phun.org Model

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    LMAO. A 2257 compliance statement for the standing 'O' Sexypix?

    Kieks, Fred has some serious kahonas!! Impressive! Thanks for looking out too... much appreciated.

    Yup, Ramsfan, I do laugh alot in my vids on my site, during my cam shows... sex is fun afterall. ;)

    Thanks winnie24!

    tooldef6, consider it done babe. PM me if you want something specific, ok? and thanks, about my pics!

    I_Love_Lauren_Sands - hmmm... do I know you already? or are you new babe? Anyhow, welcome aboard the nutty train of Lauren-ism. Thanks for your compliments, as quirky as they are! ;)

    Doc, don't knock desperation. I was desperate for some anal sex yesterday and lo and behold I got some :D

    Fucking hilarity NW!!! You rule, as always. I think you need some new fansigns too, dontcha agree?

    Diveguy - thanks babe... your handcuff and nightstick talk works too ;)

    theslayer - always beautiful words you leave for me.... very creative too... thank you. I appreciate you watching over, I do think it's alright though. You are quite possibly the best pedicurist ever. :D
     
  15. sexypix

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    One of the areas where gender equality isn't realized yet. You can do that. Doc and I can't... OK maybe we could if we were in the right place, naked and bending over, but that may not be the kind of anal sex we're ever desperate for...

    Nice spam post btw. All it needed was a few LOLs. XOXO Sexypix
     
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    Fred ? kahonas ? [​IMG]
     
  17. NyteWolfe

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    Now what kind of person would I be to turn that down? Hook me up sexy.
     
  18. DrBrumTangerine

    DrBrumTangerine Phun Medical Resident

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    Speak for yourself! I like a bit of Brokeback :D
     
  19. Ramsfan

    Ramsfan Saved By Zero ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Phun Kings

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    LMFAO :lol:
     
  20. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    I'm gonna give a golden opportunity for someone to be the 100th replier to this thread and be Lauren's special darling for the next few days. I could double post, but then she'd beat me, so I won't as I'm sore already :)
     
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