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Emma Stone - getting pulled over by a cop, August 25 2012

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Kempt, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. Kempt

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    Kempt, Aug 27, 2012
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    He asked her name, and thought she said "I'm a stoner."
     
    RP55, Aug 27, 2012
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  3. Alyson Hannigan's Tampon

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    Cop: "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
    Emma: "Was I speeding?"
    Cop: "No, but in my mind you were going 69. Know what I'm sayin? No? Nevermind then. Show me a titty and I'll let you go."
    Emma: "What? No way! This is ridiculous!"
    Cop: "Tits or GTFJ."
    Emma: "GTFJ?"
    Cop: "Go To Fucking Jail. Now make with the titties so I can spray my webbing all over them."
    Emma: "I'm calling your dispatcher! What's your badge number?"
    Cop: Here, come and read it. That's it, lean in real close...*splooge*
    Emma: "What? Aww, man, the fuck is this shit? You just jizzed all over my shirt! I'm telling your--BANG! BANG BANG BANG!
    Cop: "You ain't never gonna tell nobody nothin, bitch! Oh, look at this, you got brain all over my shoes. Dammit. Let me just...hmm, I wonder...*lick* Damn! Brain is good! *eats brain* Damn! Need more fucking brain, dude! OM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM!


    ...wow. That got dark. Sorry, guys.
     
    Alyson Hannigan's Tampon, Aug 27, 2012
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  4. Celeb Debaser

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    "Just blow on this, er into this for me..."
     
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    I'm telling your mom. :2cent:
     
    pervgasm, Aug 27, 2012
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  6. Crazy Dolphin

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    I hope she flashed him, that's the way to get out of a ticket
     
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    I think it's funny that the paps are conscientious enough to block out her license plate number, but not enough to stop hounding her.
     
    MrCreosote, Aug 28, 2012
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