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Zooey Deschanel - Cosmopolitan October cover 2012 HQ, MQ adds

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by beautifullyloaded, Sep 6, 2012.

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    Editor: "Zooey, would you like to be on the cover of our magazine this month?"

    Zooey: "Can I wear basically the same thing I wear every day and on every other magazine cover?"

    Editor: "Erm...sure! Why not."

    Zooey: "And can I not really smile? Smiling is so 2012."

    Editor: "...but it is 2012."

    Zooey: "In my head it's 1951."

    Editor: "Ah, I see. Anything else?"

    Zooey: "Can you add another o to my first name? I'm trying to see how many I can get away with before someone punches me in the face for pronouncing it "Zoe".

    Editor: "Um...I guess so? I'd rather not, though, if that's--"

    Zoooey: "Totally, yeah. Anyway, I have to go play a tiny guitar for the rocks in my yard. Bye!"
     
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    AHT, a slight correction to your Zooey timeline. According to SNL's Quirky Girl sketch...
    (voiceover intro) "It's 'Being Quirky,' and here's your host, Zooey Deschanel"
    Zooey: "Hey girl, it's Zooey Deschanel, and my soul was born in 1901." :D;)
     
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    I've never read a Cosmo quiz before, but those really seems like the douchiest answers possible.
     
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    Digital scans


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