Reese Witherspoon - leggy, leaves her hotel in NYC 4/21/13 MQ

Her and her husband got arrested Friday morning

 

.139 BAC. Love to see somebody whiteknight that.

 

"You don't know who your messing with". "Do you know my name"? She got hauled off to jail with her drunk husband. Miss goodie two shoes.

 

Yeah, she's probably a major diva (most actresses are) but she looks great in these pictures.

 

She tends to look great in everything except a bathing suit!

 

I like the deputy's response to this dumb bitch asking if he knew her.

"No and I don't need to."

The fastest way to make yourself look like a giant tool is to say DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? You better be married to the cop before you say that shit.

 

Ah, entitlement. When your self worth is based largely on your looks and how much others want to fuck you, it's bound to screw around with your head after awhile. I can imagine many people of importance don't even see themselves as acting spoiled. Being inebriated simply brings those poor personality traits more readily to the surface.

 

Didn't she have a pop at a few celebs a couple of years back for being poor role models?

 

One thing is that she pulled the "who do you think I am" card on the Cops. Another things is that the Cops are running to the gossip columnists and bleat the incident to them, making themselves into "gossip bitches".
Doesn't the cops have any form of confidentiality rules?

 

I like it. Interactions with the law should be available for public scrutiny. You really want cops actions to be secret? Arrest records are public information, and should be. She wants to be a publicity whore and try to use her fame as a weapon, then fine, let's see how that looks to her fans.

 

This information becomes public almost immediately. I doubt very seriously the cops went to the press.

 

There have been a few blind items over the years which say she's quite the bitch. She is damn hot though. I've always liked her.

 

Her husband looks like the lovechild of Hermann Munster and Chandler Bing.

 

Kevin Smith tells a story about her bitchiness, as he does, and calls her Greasy Reese, or some such thing.

Not to mention that these actors make obscene amounts of money for memorizing a script and the majority of what they do is absolute shit.

 

What's the story?

 

The Unholy Tale of Greasy Reese Witherspoon

From what I remember, it amounts to her being catty with his wife, but it's been a long time since I read it.

 

Great story. Hadn't seen that before. I kinda see both sides here. Smith peaked with "Clerks" and has written/made a lot of shitty films since but Reese definitely comes across as a Grade A bitch if this story is true. Fun stuff regardless.

Thanks.

 

I've thought about this a thousand times. Why don't these celebrities have an effin driver take them everywhere! They can afford it for Gods sake, they could be snorting heroin and still not be a public safety hazard!?