Julianne Hough - sports a much shorter hair 'do - 09.09.2014 (adds)

She is so hot, it doesn't matter to me the length of her hair!

 

That aint all she can pull off

 

She looks good. I prefer short hair anyway.

 

more evidence she is a girl lick

and I have zero probs with that as long as there are photos

 

If "Hammer" pants make a comeback, I'm going to try and leave the Planet.

 

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this

Break it down! Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down! Stop, Hammer time!

You can't touch this

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

 

A bunch of old chauvinists, closeted gays. and sexually-insecure boys agreeing that short hair threatens their sensibilities doesn't change the fact that short hair doesn't negatively affect a woman's attractiveness.

 

What's your number Faggins?

 

I'm none of those things, and will take a woman either way. Though not a single comparison in that thread did I 'choose' short hair over long. Oh, maybe one or two: Halle Berry and Emma Watson looked good both short and long.

 

The irony is that he calls himself Faggins. And every sexually frustrated boy can relate to Bilbo; he's the Michael Jackson to all nerds. I kid Faggins, I kid.

 

Although I disagree with what you say, I defend to the death your right to be completely wrong.

 

Not a fan of the look. Huge fan of hers, and that won't change but just not digging this. I just don't get why you mess with perfection. With the long blonde locks, she was a perfect 10. Now, 9.

 

9/9/14...someone has been to the future and back!