Annika Albrite & Ashley Fires – Strap-on fun for Reality Kings – 5/22/14

I'm glad we are all in agreement here.

 

I wouldn't wear one myself, but I don't mind watching it. There are parts of porn that I consider to be comedy and both fall under that to me.

Embarrassingly enough I think I might have been with a tranny. I met a "chick" from AFF way back in the day. In fact, although my profile was to find another girl, she was the only one that was "female" and not a guy spamming every profile that is a girl.

"She" was hot and seemed to have nice tits, they didn't look like a fake size. I met her and she got me drunk then took me home. She was allegedly on her period so she ate me out and used her vibe on me. I never actually saw "her" naked though. Not even topless. Never thought for a second that she wasn't a she. I believed the period bit.

It wasn't until years later when I met my boyfriend did I learn that AFF was full of trannies after hearing his stories of how many of them claiming to be female he would have to block. It made me reassess my experience.

Whether she had a penis or a vagina, in the end she had skills and I left happy. So now I like to say that trannies are awesome because they're like guys with micro dicks and try harder at the foreplay stuff.

But I will say I don't like the buttaface ones or the ones with shitty titties.

 

You're an intriguing lady, to say the least.

 

Thank you.

Yeah, my innie makes me sure I'm a chick.

Basically, I'm 33 and over the past 18 years, I've only been single for literally 1-1/2 weeks with two boyfriends. I met my ex when I was 15 and was with him literally everyday for our 13 years. He was very controlling and didn't let me have my own friends. I spent my teens/twenties in the basement with the band watching them jam, watch porn, all the things guys do having to hear and watch all the fucked up parts. It used to piss me off to no end back then, but I've since learned to use every thing I "learned" and it seems to benefit my current boyfriend.