Paris making out with a rat behind a Dumpster.

she is a very weird and crazy skank

 

God Bless your heart :wink:

 

Awesome!!!

 

When will it end???????????????? Please. please go away. I hate Paris and I absolutely fucking hate ferrets and ferret lovers!

 

Ferrets are completely domesticated and are just as smart and clean as a well-kept cat or dog. They can run free and unlike a cat they are loyal, will come when they're called, and can be taught to do tricks.

FFS, get off the knee-jerk reactionary bandwagon.

 

where do u get this???

 

thx 4 posting paris

 

thanks for posting some damn fine....... ferret picture

 

That's fine and dandy, when they're "well-kept" and live inside a house.

However this little one is hanging around a dumpster, are you gonna tell me that that ferret hasn't been tempted to take a bite of some piece of smelly garbage? Maybe fended off a few racoons in order to earn his meal. They're cute and furry maybe, clean who knows, but Miss Hilton should know better than to kiss some rogue creature hanging by a dumpster.

 

should but doesn't. she's expects people to kiss her rogue creature self

 

And a dog wouldn't either? I've seen her in other pictures with it. Ferrets are cool but I thought they were illegal in California.

 

perhaps you should heed your own advice?

personally, i was joking about the "rat" part... i KNOW it's hers. i'm pretty sure 90% of the people in this thread were joking around too, but you had a 'knee-jerk' reaction and assumed otherwise and got all pissed off at everybody.

kettle/black

 

btw, Paris is a dumb useless whore anyway... the cunt referred to herself in the same class as Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. she needs a punch in the cock garage(aka - throat).

 

I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR ferret...............

 

Didnt she have a "lap ferret" a couple of years ago about the time that lap dogs became fashionable?

 

I have a wonderful idea, when this guy david hans schmidt is offering all these goodies from paris at auctions soon (he has new and heavier sex vids from her and her personal computer and some other stuff 'cos she hasn't paid some storage center) we should raise a fund to be able to start bidding!

 

while i agree with you 100%, i am just wondering if a cock garage can be a vagina as well. if so, then she could use a punch in both cock garages. any thoughts on this ECW?

 

Perhaps you haven't been around the net long enough to know that what original poster posted was more likely to be real than a joke. And if it was a joke/ironic/sarcastic, original poster missed the boat on that one too...

Another thing that happens all the time: Someone is wrong, they get called on it, then they say they were joking and insult the person that called them on it...

 

lol, i haven't been around the net to be as pathetic as you? perhaps you're right on that one.

by "original poster" do you mean me? cuz yes, i think i know that i was joking by calling it a rat(hence the joke about diseases - hence the original joke about finding it behind a dumpster), i said so in the "original" post, but perhaps in your blinded rage and "knee-jerk" reactions you missed the obvious. btw, just because you're too slow to see the subtle humour in other's posts(that everyone else seemed to have caught on to), doesn't make us the one's that are "missing the boat." sir, you didn't even know the boat was leaving. lol

now why don't you get your head out of your ass and try paying attention. i can't be spending my time explaining all my posts to the dimwitted, tight-asses like you... yes, even to someone with such VAST logged internet hours as yourself. ha ha.

 

I'm curious about something. Isn't a ferret like any other wild animal? Why on earth would he let a giant skank pick him up and kiss him?