Taylor Swift - At Suffolk Beach with Tom Hiddleston in England June 25, 2016 12MQ

Any guy who dates Taylor should know the rules. Starting with Jake Gyllenhall, her first celeb BF (and the guy who reportedly took her virginity), she's clingy and needy. So you go in, you have your fun, when it gets to be too much you bail knowing that you've seen her naked and she's going to write a nasty song about you. Along the way though you've had some fun, you've seen what's at the top of those beautiful legs, and for most of the guys, they've had major press attention for the first time in their careers. It's a win win unless you're like the last guy who has seemingly lost it over her with his "no, it doesn't bother me a bit, I was done with her", yeah, sure. This Hiddlestone guy will get more press attention off of this than anything he's done, he should enjoy it while he can. But man, take her someplace where she can wear shorts and a bikini for our sake if not yours. You want her "wasted away again in Margaritaville", not looking like she's filming "Scott of the Antarctic".

 

Come on now, you'd rather have stones.

Don't try telling us that people would prefer to lie on comfy sand.

No chance, pal. Stones all the way!

 

Kissing on the rocks, meeting the parents & walks along the beach all within the sight of a camera lens. Tom Hiddleston is trying to angle himself for the James Bond gig and Taylor's pissed that Calvin dropped her like a bad habit, thats all this is.

 

Care less. It's easy.

 

Reportedly she dropped him in a text.

 

That's ridiculous. Every fan on Earth of the Marvel Cinematic Universe knows who Tom Hiddleston is, and I'll bet you dollars to donuts there are more MCU fans than there are Taylor Swift fans. I wouldn't be surprised if the two Thor movies and the Avengers movie that Hiddleston was a part of generated more revenue than Taylor Swift's entire music catalog.

 

They've only just started dating and it's already ON THE ROCKS!