Tossed Around by Burt Reynolds, Hawaiian Pics, and Photoshop Contest!

This is going to be massive post. It consists of three parts:

1) Some new pics of me
2) A Burt Reynolds story, from my blog
3) A Photoshop contest

PART 1)









PART 2)

Tossed Around by Burt Reynolds​

I was lunching at a patio table at Olive Garden, and wrestling some salad onto my plate with those crazy scissor-spoons they serve it with, when my best friend Ally came back from the washroom looking excited as hell.

"Brooke, I think Burt Reynolds is here," she said.

"Really?" I said. For some reason, I was immediately onboard with this - and incidentally, I don't think I ever ate that salad I was bulding. "Where?" I asked.

"Right in front of us," she said, "I saw him on the way back to the table, and I did a triple-take. At first I glance I thought, 'Boy, that guy looks familiar.' Then I looked again and thought, 'Hmm, Burt Reynolds? That's who he looks like,' And then I looked again and realized it actually might be him." Ally pointed at the back of some person's grey head of hair.

He was sitting alone at a table just about a coin-flip away from our booth. I suddenly felt really aware of the volume of our voices; not that Ally is a loudmouth or anything, but let's just say her side of a conversation always tends to carry across a room. So there wasn't much doubt this man could hear us debating.

I half-whispered, "Whoever it is, he probably knows now that we think he's Burt Reynolds."

Ally didn't take the hint to lower her voice, and I cringed as she whooped, "He's like 70 years-old now, right? Do you think he's wearing a Sonic Ear?"

He heard that. Burt Reynolds, now undeniably and uncomprimisingly Burt Reynolds, spun around in his chair and stared at us. And kept staring. We shut up.

Burt kept on looking at us, as if he was waiting for an apology. Ally pushed her silverware forward and said, "Wow. Well, I'm gonna go say hello." So, in one of those adrenaline moments where you can almost hear your own heartbeat in your ears, I got up and followed Ally over to Burt's table. I don't remember exactly what she said, but it seemed like by the time I was standing there next to her, she was asking him if he would pose for pictures on our cell phone cameras. He was nice as hell, and obliged her. When it came to the point where Ally was about to snap a picture of Burt and I, Burt grabbed me fiercely by the hips and jerked me towards him, like, come here, you hussy. Gotcha. That's right, Burt Reynolds has gotcha. And now he's gotta go.

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That little maneuver caught me totally off-guard, when in fact I probably should have expected it, considering who we're dealing with. Really, should I be surprised that Burt Reynolds chose to fluff me like a pillow before posing for a picture? If there's one person on earth who could even pinch the First Lady's butt in front of the President and come away unscathed, it's definitely Burt Reynolds. There's a reason why that guy has the final say in all those Miller Lite "Man Law" commercials. He had the blackbelt in that old 1970's-era flirting style, most of which were eventually filed away under "sexual harassment" over the last couple decades. And he still does things like slaps people in public - did you see that clip when he man-smacked a CBS reporter for not knowing that the latest release of "The Longest Yard" was a remake? Anyway, Burt Reynolds can flat-out get away with this stuff, and I don't even think that's a bad thing.

PART 3)

THE PHOTOSHOP CONTEST

To make fun of my mostly ridiculous Burt Reynolds encounter, I'm holding a contest to see who can create the best matching photoshop blend of my face and/or body into either this poster from Burt's movie "Gator," or this other freaky picture. (You can even get creative and use a different Burt Reynolds pic if you'd really like to.)



Post your entries here in this thread.

PRIZE:
-Your name and winning photoshop will go in my sig for at least a month,
-If you have a Myspace - I'll put your profile in my top 8 for at least a month (I have 20,000 friends at the moment, so you'll get visitors)
-You'll get a ten-day pass into my website
-I'll give you a special fansign and shout-out during through webcam show this Thursday at 8 PM EST, in which of course you'll be my Guest of Honor
-You'll have proved you're a Mastershopsman.

This contest ends Monday at 12 PM EST

Thanks for reading - just in putting this post together, I laughed quite a bit - I think this could be really fun

 

Gorgeous as ever Brooke - Thanks for the pics

 

ahah!!!
that story is hilarious!!

I might have a go at the photoshop thing, but I'm not too nifty with it.


Thanks a lot for the pictures!

Fantastic.

 

HaHa......you got an audition from "Jack Horner".

That's a great story, and a hell of an offer for the members.

Thanks for this great post, the pics, story and everything Brooke

 

Haha, it's not great.

Worth a shot.

 

Good effort Seamoon, I havent a clue about anything to do with photoshop. Only problem is, if Brooke was cuddling Burt like that he would have a raging Stonk on!! I dont see it in your pic

 

Nice entry Seamoon - I think my neck looks broken though, hahaha - and my head is almost too real-looking for the cartoon-style bodies But not a bad effort. Who knows, maybe no one will beat that

 

haha!

I'm sorry about your neck... It's a hard angle.

The skin tone is hard to get the same too, the other girls is too yellow.

 

That story is fucking great...I have a similar story about Kim Bassinger in Hermosa Beach...LMFAO...thanks for sharing it with us (pics too, you lil' hottie).

Cheers,

 

Ohhh I gotta Win this one... *breaks his out Mad PhotoShop Skillz*
Great UPdated Pics By The Way!
Ok, off to "photoshop" your head....

 

Here is my entry brooke

 

i always love your pics Brooke...but that story is FUCKING great! I have been a fan of his for much longer than ...well... you have been alive Nice to see the old dawg is still scratching his itch.

 

i don't take too kindly to him calling my favorite Florida girl a hussy. thx for these though Brooke, you look stunning.

 

here goes my entry

http://www.imagetor.com/out.php/i7194_Gatormoviepostercopy.jpg

 

Nice post Brooke great story

 

Read thread...and 15 minutes later...

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LOL, wtf!

 

This is a great thread, look forward to seeing some of the photowiz phunsters at work here.

 

OK......I had to be a little different. Figured I'd do a few of them:

Gator:

Sharky's Machine:

Smokey and the Bandit:

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas:

Stroker Ace:

Originals:

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Damn after seeing some of those, I'm not even going to post mine now... wow