My TOP 50 Celebrity Babes that I wanna bang thread! (7000th post)

7000th POST

Here is my Top 50 celebrity chicks that I want to fuck (today). I could have easily rearranged this list a 100 different ways, so the order really doesn't matter all that much. I also included the reason I have them on the list. Feel free to discuss my choices and tell us who you would add or remove from the list.

1.Scarlett Johansson - great tits and big dick suckin lips.
2.Jessica Biel - her body. That wet t-shirt and jeans in Texas Chainsaw Massacre put her on my list forever.
3.Mila Kunis - Ukrainian girls rock... I love her eyes.
4.Elisha Cuthbert - she played a pornstar so well in Girl Next Door, she made me a believer.
5.Alyssa Milano - she is my italian dream girl.
6.Ivanka Trump - her intelligence & confidence is very sexy... and her big fuckin titties are nice too.
7.Lacey Chabert - her voice, face, and body make me hard.
8.Jennifer Love Hewitt - the ultimate tease. show those goddamn titties already! FUCK!
9.Anna Kournikova - hottest chick to ever play professional tennis and you know that bitch is durty in bed!
10.Charlize Theron - beautiful face and legs a mile long
11.Joss Stone - I love her voice and she oozes sex from head to toe.
12.Rachel Bilson - THE girl next door.
13.Evangeline Lilly - her body is near perfection and her face is beautiful.
14.Katharine McPhee - she has no more gag reflex.
15.Jessica Alba - I have wanted her since the movie "idol hands"...perfect lips, skin tone, and nice ass.
16.Shakira - her hips don't lie.
17.Carmen Electra - she will do anything for money.
18.Ali Larter - she will always be my whipped cream bikini girl.
19.Salma Hayek - those big mutha fuckin titties!
20.Vanessa Marcil - she is just FINE!!!!!!!!
21.Eliza Dushku - love her throaty voice.. I believe she loves the cock.
22.Kristin Kreuk - her eurotrip performance made me shoot my goo.
23.Natalie Portman - one of the most beautiful faces in the world. I want to cum on it.
24.Vida Guerra - ASS.
25.Stacy Kiebler - tight body from head to toe.
26.Jamie-Lynn Sigler - I want to fuck the boss's daughter.
27.Amanda Bynes - sweet and innnocent on screen..but you know she takes it in the ass.
28.Rose McGowan - after dating marilyn manson, you know she would be up for anything!
29.Jaime Pressley - the hottest girl to ever leave the trailor park.
30.Jessica Simpson - clinically brain dead..but her body is alive and well.
31.Elizabeth Hurley - perfect tits. She has me Bedazzled.
32.Anna Paquin - the gap in her teeth.
33.Brittany Murphy - she is fucking stupid sexy... I love her attitude.
34.Olivia Munn - hottest nerd on the planet.
35.Michelle Trachtenberg - beautiful eyes and a doll face that needs a spooge bath.
36.Eva Mendes - stunning.
37.Lindsay Lohan - she is a natural redhead with great tits.
38.Christina Aguilera - she is dirty.
39.Eva Longoria - she plays a slut on desperate housewives and plays it well.
40.Jennifer Lopez - I just want to fuck that big ass of hers, everyone else has.
41.Anna Faris - goofy personality and would probably be a freak in the bed.
42.Kate Hudson - I wanted to bang her mom 20 years ago, now i wanna bang her.
43.Heather Graham - she loves the mojo.
44.Jennifer Morrison - she has a girl next door appeal to me.
45.Jennifer Hawkins - gorgeous.
46.Catherine Bell - i love a woman in uniform...especially if they have giant funbags.
47.Heidi Klum - absolutely the hottest milf in the world. she has had 27 seals and still looks awesome.
48.Anne Hathaway - I just love her tits.
49.Sarah Silverman - she likes it in her pooper.
50.Leelee Sobieski - really nice rack and still looks like a young Helen Hunt.

Here are the pics.
Girls #1 thru #10




Girls #11 thru #20

 

Girls #21 thru #30



Girls #31 thru #40

 

Girls #41 thru #50

 

good lord you need help (just kidding lol)

nice collection!

congratz on your 7000th post

 

Great thread! This must have taken a lot of time and thinking. I like your choice, although Michelle Trachtenberg, Brittany Murphy and X-Tina would have been higher for me. But there's no duds on there.

Super congrats on the milestone and keep it up, I really like reading your posts round here, you bring a real positive/hilarious vibe to the place.

 

Great post, I love the sarah Silverman ar the end, and Charlize up there. Nice work for you 7000th post. Great job.

 

Great taste in the distaff gender!
Although Lohan is sadly now burned-out trash.

 

Great list. When hit 7000 posts I'll let you know my top 50!

 

nice job capt.

 

thanks for sharing :mrgreen:
could be a hell of a celebration-party, eh?!
congrats for your milestone - thanks - and keep on - looking forward!

 

Congrats on the big 7,000 CC! You have GREAT taste in women, and I always look forward to reading your posts. Cheers man!

 

Hey Cap'n I congratulate you - that's a pretty damn good list. A few comments...

I'm in that small minority of guys that doesn't "get" Vida - too many guys here love her, so I'll leave it at that. I'd probably dump her off the list and replace her with, say, Beyonce who I think is sexy hot. She still has an ass on her, but a leaner overall body which you'd appreciate when she's riding you reverse-cowgirl style. (Try and remember to stick a finger up her pooper when pounding her from behind, she'll squeal "Caaaaaaaaveman" and you can tell all your buddies.)

Rose McGowan. I definitely follow your thinking on her, yet I think the Marilyn Manson angle is a double edged sword. I'd be concerned about possible (likely) psychological damage done during her time with him, and that something as innocuous as sticking it up her ass might trigger some violent flashback where she'd try to cut my dick off with a pair of rusty scissors. Or something. Better safe than sorry so I'd replace her with someone like Reese Witherspoon whose probably especially hungry for cock now that she's single.

Lindsay Lohan. The problem I see with including her on your list is that she's a roller coaster. Let's say you're planning on banging her 30th. At one chick per day, it'd be a month before you got to her. Will she be depressed or happy? In or out of rehab? Too skinny or fat? See what I mean, too much inconsistancy there. Keeping with the redhead theme, I'd swap out Lohan for Alyson Hannigan - I'd really like to see her face when she climaxes.

Finally JLo. She's married to a vampire and that just creeps me out. He might've boobytrapped her ass to cause great bodily harm to anything entering it. I could be wrong, but I'll go with my gut on that. With the space created by JLo's departure, I'd add in Sienna Miller. Looks wise she'd probably be in the bottom half of your list, but you have to consider that Jude Law cheated on her with his nanny. To this day, you know the last thing on Sienna's mind before she goes to sleep is, "What the fuck?" She's gotta have some serious emotional baggage about that - I'll bet she'd make it a point to really fuck your brains out just to prove to you that Jude Law is one dumb asshole. In fact, you'd probably need to reschedule whoever was next on your list because you'd be too worn out to give her a propper shag. And that Cap'n, is what it's all about.

Cheers on 7000.

muttley

 

Jennifer Aniston?

Cameron Diaz?

why not them?

also nice post man, nearly all of your choices are great!

 

So many great women, so little time.

Congrats with nr. 7K and I am looking forward to your nr. 14K

 

Vida was actually one of the few that I had a hard time deciding on... I almost replaced her with Beyonce or Gabrielle Union...I really dig that chocolate goddess too...

the "cut my dick off with a pair of rusty scissors" comment has made me think twice about Rose..LOL

Reese was VERY close to being on the list...and her recent break up would be an excellent reason to add her. I started with about 75 chicks and narrowed it down to 50... I may post another thread in the future discussing 51 thru 100

I actually forgot about Alyson Hannigan... I would like to have her say "say my name bitch!" during sex with her.

JLO may have been a mistake...you have a point with the vampire thing.

Sienna Miller was either going to be #50 or #51... she was #51. I really like her...but I had a hard time coming up with a good reason to replace someone with her at the time. A grudge fuck from her would be very nice.

thanks for taking time to critique my choices! cheers!

 

Cameron Diaz... in my opinion, the only time she has ever looked REALLY really good was in the movie "The Mask". If I had made this list around the time that was made..she would have been in my top 5.

Jennifer Aniston was on my list when I started putting it together... I believe she is still one of the hottest chicks in hollywood ... but I primarily based the list on who I would really like to fuck the most... not necessarily the hottest. she seems like the kind of chick that would just be a corpse in bed.

and thanks for commenting on my thread...i had a lot of phun putting it together.

 

That's quite a comprehensive list. Excellent choices and commentary. Who knows, you might be on one of their lists as well. Congrats on 7k.

 

Nice job there CC. I couldn't have said it beter. That is quite the list. and I agree with it 100% but U also forgot "Miss Kelly Bundy" Christina Applegate.

Oh congrats on UR 7000th post. Someday I might make it to that #

 

eva green is better than a lot of girl in the list and my number1