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Jessica Alba - Machete poster not HQ

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by MarkyMark1971, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. MarkyMark1971

    MarkyMark1971 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    [​IMG]​
     
    MarkyMark1971, Nov 10, 2009
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  2. essential

    essential Evil wakes in vengeance,be careful what you choose ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    lovely!
     
    essential, Nov 10, 2009
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  3. JLoveUser

    JLoveUser Hopelessly Addicted

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    Alba :wank: !

    i wish i had one :p
     
    JLoveUser, Nov 10, 2009
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  4. joshiepants74

    joshiepants74 Guest

    Oh yes!
     
    joshiepants74, Nov 11, 2009
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  5. vagina_exam

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    Film Plot
    Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former "Mexican Federale". He roams the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Michael Benz (Jeff Fahey), a spin doctor, tells Machete that McLaughlin, a corrupt Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro), is sending hundreds of illegal immigrants out of the country and that he must be killed. He offers him $150,000 to kill McLaughlin. Attempting to assassinate the senator, Machete is double-crossed and is shot in the neck. Now on the run and being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent with a special interest in the blade slinger, Machete goes after Benz and his men with the help of his "holy" brother Padre (Cheech Marin), a saucy meat cleaver-wielding taco slinger named Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns.
     Now let me get this straight Jessica Alba is going to play an immigration, and customs enforcement agent tracking down the likes of Danny Trejo the man who looks like he eat nails on a regular basis is going to be on the run, and in fear from Jessica Alba the same Jessica Alba that stated in an interview in Observer Magazine ""The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."" That Jessica Alba??? I hope Robert Rodriguez can pull it off, and he has Sartana (Jessica Alba) in a shower scene the water streaming down her naked, perky ass, and breasts? [​IMG][​IMG]:wank::lets_do_it_wild:

    Cast

    Danny Trejo
    Michelle Rodriguez
    Jessica Alba
    Cheech Marin
    Lindsay Lohan
    Robert De Niro
    Steven Seagal
    Jeff Fahey
     
    vagina_exam, Nov 11, 2009
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    Thanx for the info dude :tup: Should be an awesome movie
     
    mandy-fan, Nov 11, 2009
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  7. haydaddict

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    LOL...nice!!!
     
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  8. _dopehead_

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    She was pretty bad-ass in Dark Angel, but i agree it will a stretch for her
     
    _dopehead_, Nov 11, 2009
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    Can't wait.
     
    Lunatic999, Nov 11, 2009
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  10. pootwaddle

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    i bet the plot sucks and the movie is horrible but who cares as long as she's in it!
     
    pootwaddle, Nov 11, 2009
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