Britney Spears * Short Shorts Candids

holy cow, those are some elephant trunk legs!

 

Yep Britney needs to borrow Madonna's personal trainer. Maybe she will let her use him for some sexual favors. The sad thing is that Madonna looks better than Britney these days

 

Scoop has it she's packing another kid.

 

I'd hit it from behind

 

Great, so she will be twice as fat in about a year.

 

I'm not wasting a new thread on her, here's some more recent pics from Hawaii.

 

fo sho homie

 

If Britney is pregnant again, the it's the end of "Britney the Beauty" or at least "Britney the 'Natural' Beauty."

We've all seen gorgeous starlets come back from pregnancy often times looking even better than they did before. It's not hard when you are in shape before, stay in shape during and recover immediately.

Unfortunately, Britney did none of these things. And if another baby is on the way, then it won't be twice as bad, it will be exponential, four times as bad. Your muscles and metabolism have a much harder time recovering when they are that far removed from a time when they were both at peak.

If we ever see Britney looking even vaguely as hot as she once was, it will be the result of a very skillful plastic surgeon. Which is probably exactly what will happen.

 

K-Fed might be the most fertle man in the history of the human race. He could probably get a woman pregnant by bumping into her.

 

Glad to see shes gettin her figure back

 

With a truck, she is gnar-gnar.

 

as nasty as she is, i still want to defile her

 

Couldn't say it any better, she looks like a donkey.

 

i think ive seen her go shorter!

 

If she went any shorter I would throw up in my mouth a little

 

the aging process has killed her looks

 

And some more candids.