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Steve Jobs: Resurrection (iPhone 5 Parody)

Discussion in 'Funny Videos' started by mega023, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. mega023

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    Steve Jobs: Resurrection (iPhone 5 Parody)

    Video
    http://fliiby.com/file/1320272/i6kfk56vuhl.html

    Executive Producer: Jonas Diamond
    Animation Director: Denny Silverthorne
    Producer: Mike Valiquette
    Production Manager: Julie Otten
    Animation Supervisor: Mateusz Garbulinski
    Design Concepts: Aaron Hong
    Editor: Denny Silverthorne
    Storyboard Artist: Stephanie Ramon
    Design Supervisor: Joel Chahal
    Design: Stephanie Ramon, Joseph Lague, Peter Habjan
    Background Design: Vladimir Kato
    Animation:
    Mateusz Garbulinski
    Rich Duhaney
    Nathan Carey
    Kurtis Scott
    Craig Schriver
    Joseph Lague
    Darien Ardell
    Visual Effects: Joel Gregorio, Rich Duhaney

    LYRICS

    COOK: Before I introduce the iFhone 5, I'd just like to say . . .
    COOK: Steve Jobs built this company.
    COOK: He's the reason we're here today
    COOK: and we see the effects of his legacy in everything we do.
    COOK: But not anymore! (laughs) Now begins the era of COOK.
    COOK: Apple's mine, you hear me? ALL MINE!
    COOK: Huh?! Steve?! How the hell...
    JOBS: WHAT? You thought if Tupac could come back from the dead STEVE JOBS couldn't figure it out?! PLEASE.

    I'm back, bitches!
    The man with the plan!
    Mac Daddy, even as a hologram {He's back}
    It's been awhile, but it's worth the wait
    Cause I got the OS that makes ya salivate

    Y'all been waitin', debatin' and speculatin' no patience
    You peepin' mock-ups and chock-ups and mentally masterbatin'
    I been in heaven, (angelic choir sound "Ahhhh")
    Workin' on the specs
    Choosin' the hotness I'm gonna drop on ya next

    My designs so tasty they edible
    Even Jesus Christ like
    JESUS: Jesus! You're incredible!

    COOK: But Steve, you don't handle design.




    COOK: That's Jonathan Ive. It's a bald-faced lie!

    No one likes you - so shut up, Cook!
    Or I'll beat yo skinny ass with my new MacBook
    I'm sick of your whinin' and stichin' always complainin' and bitchin'
    Someone get this hack Cook out of my kitchen!

    Now get ready for some monumental cash flows
    Cause Cinco gonna blow your mind, fo sho!

    CHORUS (x2):
    iFhone 5!
    I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
    So just buy, and don't ask why
    You know you're gonna get an -
    iFhone 5!

    3Gizzle! That sh*t was a huge success
    Then I sold a butt-load of the 3GizzleS
    Number four, 'nother score, jaws hittin' the floor,
    Y'all acted like you never seen a phone before

    I was rich bitch, didn't give a f*ck
    Swan divin' into gold like Scrooge Mcduck
    San Francisco ridin' all up on my jock
    Got more California Love than my boy Tupac {Changes}
    But then the word hit the street -
    My hardware was obsolete

    CHORUS:
    iFhone 5!
    I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
    So just buy, and don't ask why
    You know you're gonna get an -
    iFhone 5!

    And now, the real star of the show
    The future of talk -- iFhone cincooooo!

    FANBOY: "Bullsh**! It's the same phone as before!
    JOBS: Not true! It's got a new power cord.

    We switched the dock up arbitrarily,
    So I hope you like buyin' new accessories.
    See the new design- yeah it's out-of-control
    We went nuts and switched it up from black to charcoal {Say what?}

    Plus the screen's two millimeters taller
    That's gotta be worth at least four hundred dollars

    FANBOY: "You did all the cool stuff with iFhone 4!"

    But ya still gonna buy it for the app store
    Whatcha gonna do - buy the Galaxy?
    You'll still line up for iFhone eighty-three!




    Cause Apple got the sh*t y'all crave. {Y'all crave}
    I teabag Bill Gates from beyond the grave!

    COOK: Hallelujah Steve! You've shown me the light!
    COOK: It's your Apple, and I'm just taking a bite

    It's cool, Cook -- I got a turtleneck for you
    Now let's tell these people what they need to do

    CHORUS (x2):
    iFhone 5!
    I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
    So just buy, and don't ask why
    You know you're gonna get an -
    iFhone 5

    So what you think about it ? Good video ?
     
    mega023, Sep 12, 2012
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  2. TheOne

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    still not gonna get a ifhone5
     
    TheOne, Sep 18, 2012
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