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BrCook09's HARD Flashlight

Discussion in 'Model Forum' started by LaurenSands, Jan 13, 2006.

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  1. brcook09

    brcook09 In The Crack

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    ^^What Doc Said^^ :D :D :D :D
     
  2. LaurenSands

    LaurenSands Official Phun.org Model

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    As always, I am overwhelmed and so ecstatic by the support everyone.. I can't thank you enough for leaving some sweet comments for me, definitely makes me feel great, hope I return the same to you all!

    Yes! I was waiting for someone to use this pun... you just made me happy, thanks :D

    LMFAO Azz :D That oh so big light made me make a oh so big mess. Squirtorama. As for stickies... honestly, I just appreciate being up here. Whatever you feel is best works for me! Sorry to have made you need to choose by posting two at once. Thanks for putting some goo on my thread though ;)

    Sometimes Brum, you know just what to say and you say it at all the right times. Thanks my friend, I totally fucking adore you.

    and lastly, but SO not least.... I think the God of the forum visited me.

    Now I've really seen the light. ;) Thanks Cayne, and thanks for letting me spam up your forum with my naughtiness!
     
  3. LaurenSands

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    Wait, I forgot to say....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I totally got you didn't I? and now I have an image of you singing "lucky star" by Madonna while watching the vid on my site of me squirting with a Maglite. I can't tell you how much I needed to laugh right now, and that totally did it.

    (I know, I'm a little weird... but hey, we knew that when I put a flashlight in my kitty. Meow.)
     
  4. DrBrumTangerine

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    It makes me laugh that you actually seem to have dropped a conversation stopper in your own thread. I'm glad I don't know what br looks like, otherwise I'd be having the same image, and if he's watching the vid, I hate to think where his hands are...

    I need my mind wiping :cry:
     
  5. TheRiver

    TheRiver temporarily a little out of order. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew Movers & Shakers

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    this list is endless ...

    you do
     
  6. sexypix

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    Awesome idea!

    And realized to perfection of course, nice work Lauren!
     
  7. nodnol

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    $366 for that light
     
  8. greenandgold

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    Woohoo....sweet pics Lozza! Illuminating yet another of life dark fantasies!
     
  9. LaurenSands

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    Only I would do that.. unintentional, but really, how very lame of me! I don't know what Br looks like either :( But I know what he looks like in my fantasies.... :D

    Thank you River, SexyPix and GreenandGold(nice pun G&G!)

    Ok, now, I gotta know:

    What's the significanc of 366?
     
  10. brcook09

    brcook09 In The Crack

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    Hey Lauren......welcome to my (our) little thread. Great to see you tonight (pauses Flashlight Video, for the time being).
     
  11. LaurenSands

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    Hehe... thanks babe. Did you like the vid? I was going to go for anal play with it.. but have you seen a MagLite? there are ridges on the handle, and one's ass is delicate. I thought it could end up not fun. So instead I just chose to fuck myself senseless till I squirted. By far the best choice! :D
     
  12. DrBrumTangerine

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    My guess is that he counted the money in his wallet.

    Or he used www.cheapsluttysexslavevaluemachine.com/SpamQueen.html to calculate your exact worth.

    Oh yeah - what's the SIGNIFICANC of your typo, Sands?
     
  13. LaurenSands

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    LMFAO. Nice one.

    Could be that I am too lazy to type it out fully..... OR, it could be that my hands are busy with this dildo and vibrator to type appropriately.

    I bet you know which guess it is.

    I want that domain name now btw.
     
  14. sexypix

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    If it's the actual price of the flashlight, I could have gotten it cheaper...
     
  15. DrBrumTangerine

    DrBrumTangerine Phun Medical Resident

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    Why? Are you building a CheapSluttySexSlaveValueMachine?
     
  16. LaurenSands

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    SexyPix... the only one that would get that flashlight is Br. And he'd have to fight me for it, seeing as I've now discovered it makes me squirt. :D

    No.

    But I was planning on posting pics of you photoshopped all over it and then putting the link here. :p
     
  17. DrBrumTangerine

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    BRB
     
  18. LaurenSands

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    HAHAHAHA.....


    Uh oh. I think I'm in trouble now. Someone help me out!
     
  19. DrBrumTangerine

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    Too late:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. LaurenSands

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    LOLOLOLOLOL....


    Excuse me, but I have 23 hairs on my body. Exactly how old you'll be in a week. I planned it that way, I'm obssessed like that.
     
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