Britney Spears Crying!!!!!

well I have hit a nerve... its not the first time you have told me to fuck off, what do you mean show myself? Everything is here for everyone to see, check my profile, I can answer all questions. free speech is a wonderful thing, and as it has always been you, I only have to post a bit of bullshit to get you on your high horse billy. It is a shame that I have to use the best celeb forum on the web to rattle your cage, but "such is life"...

 

Okay I will and from now on I shall just enjoy and say thanks to the posters like you that make my day better, let by-gones be by-gones all of tour work is apprieciated.

 

wow wtf was all that about, we all friends now?
just had to say i literally LOL @ the is that you whibley post! classic!

 

OK after reading 3 pages....all i have to say is

 

I seriously have no idea. Muppet has a problem.

Its a bit hard to converse with someone who says they've known you for years on different boards but won't show you who they are.

Bit of a lame wind-up really.
Did'nt have the intellegence to have a proper crack.

I did report his personal abusive posts and Pm's hours ago via the Red triangle but nothing has happened so I guess the powers that be must think its acceptable.

Shame really.

 

This is quite possibly the craziest shit i've ever read ....
Billy you're fuckin hilarious bro , and Inuk that pic made me laugh out loud .
My god there are some seriously fuckin whacked out people in this world.

 

What the fuck was that all about? I feel dumber just looking at it

 

Stop arguing. Britney has to die or we won't have a good harvest this year.

DEMOOSE!! DOMINOOSE!!

 

Here's Charlie Brooker, The UK's number acerbic columnist about the whole thing. See if this doesn't change how you look at it:

"There's a lot of bleak and distressing news around at the moment. In fact, I've become so conditioned to expect bad news that if I turned on CNN tomorrow morning and saw a report saying every kitten in the world had died of leukaemia during the night, accompanied by footage of sobbing workmen bulldozing their bodies into a mass grave, I'd probably just shrug and think: "Yeah, that figures." But grim though the news is, nothing of late has haunted me quite as much as a story I read some time ago - this time last year as it happens - about a man who was jailed for urinating on a woman who'd collapsed in the street, shouting "This is YouTube material!" as she lay dying.

A reader reminded me of this last week. But only indirectly. I get a lot of emails from people asking me to read through stuff they've written to see if I think it's funny, or can give them advice and so on. And I rarely do, because a) some of the stuff they send is even worse than my own (in which case they must be really straining), and b) my inbox is perpetually over its size limit thanks to an endless swarm of whopping great PR emails containing 10MB JPEG invites to things I'm never, ever going to go to - so half the time I can't reply anyway.

But during a bored moment last Thursday I bucked a trend and decided to read one such submission: a comic mock-news article a reader sent in, concerning Kerry Katona's already-notorious appearance on This Morning. Said reader called Katona a "mentally hilarious ex-girl band jizz puppet" and a "pram-faced shit-muncher".

LOL.

I couldn't quite work out which was worse - the fact that they'd written this in the first place, or the assumption that I, specifically, would find it funny. Having poured countless buckets of deliberately puerile abuse over people for several years, to the point where I've developed RSI, I figured I only had myself to blame. Then again, maybe not. Perhaps I'm mellowing in my old age, or perhaps I've grown 15% more human, but kicking real people when they're down doesn't really activate my chuckle cells.

Sure enough, Katona's apparent meltdown - assuming her slurring performance was a meltdown and not, as she claimed, a reaction to antidepressants - became "YouTube material" within minutes of the broadcast. And although many of the comments underneath expressed concern or pity, there were plenty of cackles too. "Haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa," wrote one warm-hearted chum of humanity, because a simple "Ha ha ha" just wouldn't suffice.

Why leave it there, chuckles? Why not head down to your nearest addiction clinic and laugh yourself up a storm? Or better still, swing by the local hospice: it's a goldmine of comic misery. Except it isn't, because those are "innocent" victims, none of whom have previously annoyed you by being famous, or courting attention with lad-mag photo shoots, which is, apparently, all it takes to convert basic human sympathy into side-splitting belly laughs.

Of course, if you want to be on the receiving end of this kind of point-and-giggle shittery it helps if you're a woman, and you've had your crotch flashed across the internet courtesy of some clammy paparazzo who held his camera at ankle-height and shoved it up your skirt as you clambered out of your car. Look! When we lie down on the pavement, utterly prostrating ourselves among the dog piss and fag butts, when we lie down here and gaze upwards ... we can actually see your vagina, you repugnant bitch! And from here on in, anything negative that happens to you has been instantly rendered hilarious. Lost your mind? Haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa. Lost your children? Haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa. Here's hoping you get drunk and stumble into a threshing machine so we can print out the pictures and stick them on the office noticeboard and laugh till our noses run. And why? Because we're better than you.

Asserting an unearned, wisp-thin air of superiority: that's what it's really about.

The equation runs as follows: vacuous celebrities are trashy and annoying + I consider myself above them = HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA CHECK OUT THE SUFFERING LOL!!!!

It doesn't add up. If you look down on the genuine misery of those you consider beneath you, you're not just being an arsehole, but a snooty one to boot. The very fact that you're willing to get so annoyed by an irritating celebrity that you'll gleefully jettison any notion of sympathy is surely a bright scarlet warning light indicating just how empty your spiritual gas tank has become."

 

:laugh:

You and me both. I am still trying to figure what the hell happened here

 

why was she crying?

 

Why is she crying?

 

Yeah, why?

 

Who really cares?

 

The knobhead who argued with me and sent me all the bitching PM's.

I was terrified.

 

ROFL. Our phun.org official bodyguards are out taking a dump at the moment, so I'm happy to turn my back if you want to give him a rollicking back

 

I think he/shes/its buggered off back to wence it came from never to be seen again.

 

lolz

 

Did I Do A Wrong Thing By Starting This Thread???

 

If it didn't help Madonna how would it help Britney?



But if you want to take her off our hands for a few years us Yanks will be forever grateful. Please?