Eva Longoria is NOT Hot

The thread title should really read: "not that hot." I don't understand the fuss about this woman. If she had nuts, Maxim would be on them. They apparently think she is the hottest woman alive for 2 years in a row. Are you kidding me? However, I will admit that I have thought she is quite hot in the past (as recently as within the last 10 days) until things started dawning on me.

Without makeup and airbrushing, forget it. I know many of you will say that all celebs look nasty without makeup, but many of them still have attractive features with a bad presentation. Eva is not unbelievably attractive. Even in her "hot" pics now, when I really look at her features, I am not that impressed. I'm not saying she is ugly. She is not bad looking at all, but #1 hottest celeb?! Discuss.

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By the way, here is the rest of the list. It's pretty f'ed up in some parts if you ask me. Lindsay Lohan is #3 while Jessica Biel is #56. Elisha Cuthbert barely made it at #92. What a joke. With shit like that, I'm not surprised they picked somebody random like Eva for the top spot. They are lucky as hell they put Scarlett and Keira in the Top 10, or else I would write them a nasty letter and wait for no response.

1. Eva Longoria
2. Jessica Alba
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Stacy Keibler
6. Scarlett Johansson
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Kate Bosworth
9. Keira Knightley
10. Christina Milian
11. Kristen Bell
12. Katherine Heigl
13. Kelly Monaco
14. Rachel Bilson
15. Vanessa Minnilo
16. Christina Aguilera
17. Rachel McAdams
18. Jessica Simpson
19. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
20. Eva Green
21. Mischa Barton
22. Mariah Carey
23. Kristin Cavallari
24. Kate Moss
25. Charlize Theron
26. Cindy Crawford
27. Eva Mendez
28. Mandy Moore
29. Jennifer Love Hewitt
30. Uma Thurman
31. Emmanuelle Vaugier
32. Veronica Varekova
33. Natalie Portman
34. Jamie Pressly
35. Avril Lavigne
36. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)
37. Emmanuelle Chriqui
38. Paris Hilton
39. Nadine Velazquesz
40. Alicia Keys
41. Daniella Alonso
42. Sienna Miller
43. Gabrielle Union
44. Kelly Ripa
45. Beyonce Knowles
46. Rebecca Romijn
47. Mila Kunis
48. Nicollette Sheridan
49. Brittany Murphy
50. Sarah Silverman
51. Naomi Watts
52. Sara Foster
53. Moon Bloodgood
54. Heidi Klum
55. Venessa Marcil
56. Jessica Biel
57. Autumn Resser
58. Joss Stone
59. Jordana Brewster
60. Shakira
61. Joanna Krupa
62. Nicky Hilton
63. Kelly Carlson
64. Poppy Montgomery
65. Emilie de Ravin
66. Sarah Shahi
67. Evangeline Lilly
68. Cinthia Moura
69. Kelly Clarkson
70. Leeann Tweeden
71. Roselyn Sanchez
72. Anna Kournikova
73. Teri Hatcher
74. Michele Merkin
75. Maggie Grace
76. April Scott
77. Ciara
78. Bree
79. Halle Berry
80. Rachel Nichols
81. Penelope Cruz
82. Vanessa Simmons
83. Rachel Perry
84. Amerie
85. Carmen Electra
86. Aubrey O'Day
87. Jennifer Scholle
88. Tila Tequila
89. Tami
90. Chilli
91. Kim Smith
92. Elisha Cuthbert
93. Grace Park
94. Brooke Burke
95. Tricia Helfer
96. Bridget Moynahan
97. FSU Cowgirls
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Jennifer Aniston
100. Natasha Bedingfield

 

that is supposed to become interesting...

 

although i agree she's definitely not the hottest... by a LONG shot. she's definitely not ugly.

yeah, they're bad pics. but who gives a fuck? everybody takes bad pics. they don't airbrush her on her show, and the candid pics of her at the beach looking fucking gorgeous weren't airbrushed either. i've seen terrible pics of Angelina Jolie, too... and she's fourth on that list. actually, i've seen terrible pics of most those girls.

i wish people would stop being idiots whenever they see an imperfect picture of a celebrity.

 

I think she's ugly. She's even uglier on the inside. You guys should hear her talk about herself and how she thinks she has this "power" over all men.

Scarlett Johansson is #6 on that list. I think that tells you how accurate it is. Scarlett is hands down better looking than Eva Longwhoria.

 

I agree, not the hottest chick alive, but neither is Jennifer Lopez and she won this thing a few years in a row. These countdowns are actually sponsored by studios and talent agents, they are not voted on like the mags would like you to believe. If you look at the list, the celebs with the currently active careers are ranked higher than the women who have been out of the limelight lately. It is well known through out the industry that they are sponsored, sorry to break the news to you! I just enjoy the pics.....

 

ECW, you're not calling me an idiot, are you?

i agree this has to be sponsored, juice. no way it isn't.

i agree that most celebs have bad pics, but eva seems to have several more than usual.

 

WTF I want to fuck her, not be her friend

 

are the results based on public votes? i don't really buy these type of mags so i totally have no clue how it works?
i suppose it's all down to personal preference, but yeah, i do not see the attraction with her also. while she has a nice [not bangin'] body her face isn't bad, but it's definitely not top class. i've always thought she was a bit horse faced - know matter how hot your arse is, having a horse face is a turn off. till recently, i bartended in a in nyc, and my god, i served women all night who blew eva right out of the window.

 

i don't know you well enough to form that opinion... but in regards to this post, no.

i was referring to people in general.

 

It's all about opinions. I personally can't see how Lopez, Biel, Jolie, and a few others can even be on the list. And if I see another pict of Mariah Carey I'll kill myself. But . . . . .

 

I saw the thread title and laughed my ass off!
I agreee with you--she is not the hottest thing since magma.
She is overrated, and the real turn-off is the sense that she is full of herself.
I think a hot woman is a woman who isn't aware that she is hot. Get me?
Of the gals on the list, I like most, but I HAVE to add Ms. Prepon and Esther Baxter!
Arguably, Jess Simpson is NOT a real blonde, nor
is Scarlett Johansson, but…
I prefer to rate the goods by more discrete classes:

White-Blonde Class
1 Jessica Simpson
2 Elisha Cuthbert
3 Scarlett Johansson
4 Katherine Heigl
5 Rebecca Romijn

White-Brunette Class
1 Emmanuelle Vaugier
2 Jessica Biel
3 Evangeline Lilly
4 Jennifer Love Hewitt
5 Monica Belucci
6 Mila Kunis

White-Redhead Class
1 Laura Prepon
2 Lindsay Lohan

Ebony Class
1 Esther Baxter
2 Halle Berry
3 Beyonce Knowles

Latina Class
1 Jessica Alba
2 Sofia Vergara

But that's just my taste!

 

i agree with you 1000000% about Laura Prepon. you are so right. she should definitely be on this list!

yeah i know i figured as much. i should have put a "wink" at the end of the question. about the beach pics you are talking about, are you referring to the ones with jessica alba? LOL

 

1. Eva Longoria (No fuckin way)
2. Jessica Alba (Hot, but not 2)
3. Lindsay Lohan (WTF?)
4. Angelina Jolie (Angelina has fallen off)
5. Stacy Keibler (Hot, but not Top 5)
6. Scarlett Johansson (Should be in the Top 5)
7. Cameron Diaz (Overrated)
8. Kate Bosworth (Huh?)
9. Keira Knightley (Get outta of here)
10. Christina Milian (Not Top 10)
11. Kristen Bell (Who?)
12. Katherine Heigl (Hot, but not in the teens)
13. Kelly Monaco (WTF?)
14. Rachel Bilson (Who is this?)
15. Vanessa Minnilo (Since when did Vanessa get in the teens)
16. Christina Aguilera (WTF?)
17. Rachel McAdams (WTF?)
18. Jessica Simpson (Should be in the 20's)
19. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Is this a joke?)
20. Eva Green (Don't know who this is)
21. Mischa Barton (Don't know who this is)
22. Mariah Carey (Should be in the 40's)
23. Kristin Cavallari (Don't know who this is)
24. Kate Moss (Shouldn't be on the list)
25. Charlize Theron (Should be in the 30's)
26. Cindy Crawford (Shouldn't be on the list)
27. Eva Mendez (Should be in the Top 10)
28. Mandy Moore (Shouldn't be on the list)
29. Jennifer Love Hewitt (About right)
30. Uma Thurman (Should be in the 80's)
31. Emmanuelle Vaugier (Don't know who this is)
32. Veronica Varekova (Don't know who this is)
33. Natalie Portman (Should be in the 40's)
34. Jamie Pressly (Should be in the 40's)
35. Avril Lavigne (Shouldn't be on the list)
36. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) (Should be in the 60's)
37. Emmanuelle Chriqui (About right)
38. Paris Hilton (Shouldn't be on the list)
39. Nadine Velazquesz (Should be in the 50's)
40. Alicia Keys (Should be in the 50's)
41. Daniella Alonso (Don't know who this is)
42. Sienna Miller (Should be in the 60's)
43. Gabrielle Union (About right)
44. Kelly Ripa (Should be in the 70's)
45. Beyonce Knowles (About right)
46. Rebecca Romijn (About right)
47. Mila Kunis (Should be in the 70's)
48. Nicollette Sheridan (Should be in the 90's)
49. Brittany Murphy (About right)
50. Sarah Silverman (Shouldn't be on the list)
51. Naomi Watts (Should be in the 90's)
52. Sara Foster (Don't know who this is)
53. Moon Bloodgood (Don't know who this is)
54. Heidi Klum (Should be in the 40's)
55. Venessa Marcil (About right)
56. Jessica Biel (Should be in the 30's)
57. Autumn Resser (Don't know who this is)
58. Joss Stone (Shouldn't be on the list)
59. Jordana Brewster (About right)
60. Shakira (Should be in the 40's)
61. Joanna Krupa (About right)
62. Nicky Hilton (Shouldn't be on the list)
63. Kelly Carlson (About right)
64. Poppy Montgomery (About right)
65. Emilie de Ravin (Don't know who this is)
66. Sarah Shahi (Don't know who this is)
67. Evangeline Lilly (Don't know who this is)
68. Cinthia Moura (Don't know who this is)
69. Kelly Clarkson (About right)
70. Leeann Tweeden (Should be in the teens)
71. Roselyn Sanchez (Should be in the teens)
72. Anna Kournikova (Should be in the 30's)
73. Teri Hatcher (Shouldn't be on the list. Teri isn't hot anymore)
74. Michele Merkin (Don't know who this is)
75. Maggie Grace (Don't know who this is)
76. April Scott (Don't know who this is)
77. Ciara (About right)
78. Bree (Don't know who this is)
79. Halle Berry (Should be in the 20's)
80. Rachel Nichols (About right)
81. Penelope Cruz (About right)
82. Vanessa Simmons (Shouldn't be on the list)
83. Rachel Perry (Shouldn't be on the list)
84. Amerie (Should be in the 40's)
85. Carmen Electra (About right. Carmen is fallen off)
86. Aubrey O'Day (Don't know who this is)
87. Jennifer Scholle (Don't know who this is)
88. Tila Tequila (Should be in the 50's)
89. Tami (Shouldn't be on the list)
90. Chilli (Shouldn't be on the list)
91. Kim Smith (Should be in the 20's)
92. Elisha Cuthbert (Should be in the 20's)
93. Grace Park (Correct)
94. Brooke Burke (Should be in the 20's)
95. Tricia Helfer (Don't know who this is)
96. Bridget Moynahan (Don't know who this is)
97. FSU Cowgirls (WTF)
98. Yunjin Kim (Don't know who this is)
99. Jennifer Aniston (Should be in the 60's)
100. Natasha Bedingfield (shouldn't be on the list)



Where the fuck is ....

Monica Bellucci
Salma Hayek
Catherine Bell
Ashley Judd
Kelly Hu
Lucy Liu
Zhang Ziyi
Anne Hathaway
Carla Gugino
Maria Menounos
Megan Fox
Rosario Dawson
Lacey Chabert

 

i agree with most of what MM said or referenced to. Salma Hayek should definitely be on that list, same with Ashley Judd... but they aren't "IT" girls at the moment, so they bypass them.

we're all smart enough to figure out it's just a ploy to sell some magazines.

 

while i admit that beauty is subjective and each has his own taste, the argument that it is mostly "who's hot right now" goes out the window considering they have my future wife jessica biel at 56. she is everywhere right now, it seems. she should be at least top ten on anyone's list. eva longoria really hasnt ever done anything for me. i dont think she is top 50 on that list. of course that is one man's opinion.
i am also probably one of the few that thinks fergie should be way higher. that girl is just pure sexy to me

 

you people were probably the kids in the playground running about telling us that santa was not real......

a bit of fantasy does not go astray in one's life

 

I could not agree more!

 

ECW is right. this is all about selling some mags. and i wanted to say i agree with just about everything MM said. i especially agree with: where the fuck is rosario dawson?!?

i think it's very apparent that there is "influence" for these people to be placed at a certain number. i mean... sarah silverman? WTF? and putting paris hilton 54 spots ahead of elisha cuthbert should be a crime.

 

Take the makeup off half of them and they're dog-ass ugly too.

 

just got some nice candids of her arriving at an airport in Texas... looks pretty good to me.

and no airbrushing: