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Happy Lover's Day!

Discussion in 'Model Forum' started by LaurenSands, Feb 14, 2006.

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  1. TheRiver

    TheRiver temporarily a little out of order. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew Movers & Shakers

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    no! ;)
     
  2. Mikey70

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    Brum's right ... I suppose there could be worse imperfections than snoring though, like maybe flatulence? :-?

    btw ... sweet new sig River.
     
  3. signo777

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    wow...i really would have liked to have someone just like you on Valentines....gorgeous...
     
  4. DrBrumTangerine

    DrBrumTangerine Phun Medical Resident

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    If I'm in bed with a lady and she farts, I can sleep through it.

    Lauren occluding her airway every few seconds, creating a sound like a demonic pneumatic drill, I can't sleep through.

    I'll take the flatulence.
     
  5. brcook09

    brcook09 In The Crack

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    With all the anal the farts would probably smell like astroglide or WET or something anyway :lol:

    Man this thread has gone somewhere it probably never intended. We need a new set of pics from her. :p :cool:
     
  6. Mikey70

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    You have a point.

    Now that's the truth! :grin:
     
  7. sexypix

    sexypix ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    When a new Lauren thread is born, I think it just intends to go anywhere possible...
    But a new picture thread is still not a bad idea...
     
  8. TheRiver

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    thanks again for "streaming", Lauren :)


    absolutely no dissent
     
  9. TheRiver

    TheRiver temporarily a little out of order. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew Movers & Shakers

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    for a start... tastes may differ, but the first one is excellent - highly recommended to match the occasion ;)
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  10. sexypix

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    No way! Remember Lauren is high class. This is for a weekend with Lauren:
    [​IMG]

    (I'm actually going to a beer tasting, but let's not ruin the champagne girl image)
     
  11. Booblover

    Booblover Always having phun

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    I love everything in her.
     
  12. TheRiver

    TheRiver temporarily a little out of order. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew Movers & Shakers

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    here you are...

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    and for more than one reason from the bottom of my heart i agree with these two "buddies" of mine...;)
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    (sorry for hijacking *lol*)
     
  13. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    LOL River :)
     
  14. LaurenSands

    LaurenSands Official Phun.org Model

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    And only you could get away with that too.


    What the hell is going on with my thread????? Dammit.


    I LOVE IT!! :D

    There's no way to catch up to each reply, I'll be here for an hour working that quote button. Sooo....

    Nope, don't snore. Unless I am sick/congested, but then it's a wheeze.

    My imperfections? Want a frickin' list? I've got tons!!! How 'bout, I've broken my nose a few times so the right side is slightly bigger and off compared to my left. I have a birthmark on my tummy, above my belly button, it's faint, but it's a line of a little darker skin. I have two scars on my Left calf, because, well, I like to hike, but I'm also a klutz(I think I am in denial of how tall I am). I broke my pinky toe, but kept dancing since I wanted to do the role so badly, so now it goes in and out way too much... it can be sideways sometimes. And that is just a few. Sexxxxyyyyy.....

    Ok, that should kill all fantasies now. :(

    I'll take the wine, the champange and the sex in the back room ;)

    River, the snow looks gorgeous and your horses are so so cute! I love horses. Used to ride when I was younger, 'till my dance teacher said it conflicted with my training.

    Thanks everyone, for your comments, keeping me alive here, and also for reading this LONG ass reply!!

    And yes, new pic thread is in order very soon!
     
  15. TheRiver

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    thanks for letting me know you a little better, still curious ;)

    and acc. horses - let´s say they quit riding, looks like "their doctor" told them it conflicts with their lazyness *lol*
     
  16. theslayer

    theslayer Slayer of Dragons and Protector of Princesses ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    I still say she snores sexy.
     
  17. TheRiver

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    tbh - the sounds i´ve heard accompanying what i saw didn´t make me thinking of snoring...
    couldn´t think about a better way to "celebrate" my 3000. than the one hour yesterday - more than stunning - thank you very much, Lauren! :wink:
    for those who don´t know what i mean - visit www.laurensands.com and enjoy, worth to check every single byte - more than highly recommended.
     
  18. LaurenSands

    LaurenSands Official Phun.org Model

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    LOL about your horses River.

    I swear I don't snore! Although maybe it's just that no one has told me I do. If you still don't believe me, you could always just spend the night with me, ya know, for proof.

    Thanks River, I'm glad you're happy with my site. I definitely work my ass off on it(in more ways than one)... although I have no idea whatsoever what you mean by sounds, and my cam show... who me? :D
     
  19. Ramsfan

    Ramsfan Saved By Zero ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Phun Kings

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    How's your forum coming along Lauren?
     
  20. TheRiver

    TheRiver temporarily a little out of order. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew Movers & Shakers

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    sorry, might be one of the effects being stunned... generating clear statements... ;)
    i ignored Br´s advice to turn down the speakers...
    who else?

    and sorry if you feel like i have twisted your words a bit, but since you´ve been asking... - guess i have to adjust my daily schedule to hawaiian time, all this "quoting" ... *lol*
     
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