Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Your having a baby ???? ....................................................

 

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making.

Suddenly, they hear a noise at the door and the woman says, "Quick, my husband is home. Go hide in the bathroom!"

The husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.

The woman smiles and says coyly, "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready!"

"Okay," the husband replies, "I'll be back in a minute."

Before his wife can stop him, he goes into the bathroom and sees the naked man standing there clapping his hands.

"Who the hell are you!" the husband asks.

"I'm from the extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having trouble with."

The husband, getting angrier by the moment, exclaims, "Then why you are naked!"

The man then looks down at himself and exclaims, "Those little bastards!"

 

Gotta run, be back in a bit

 

I sure hope so, but then he wouldn't be a real psychopath.

 

WTF?

 

and then the german say us dutchies are slow

 

Oh, but he is...

 

don't trip..

 

Bye

 

Take care Insom !

 

Afternoon folks

 

Then you have got to be a good teatcher because i learned it all from you

 

who just called me a psychopath ?

 

Who says that? I don't say that. I think you're just wasted cheese eating tulip growing wooden clogs wearing lunatics. But never slow.

 

afternoon bama!

 

afternoon bama how are ya?

 

wasn't me..

 

laters Insom and :hi: bambam
LOL yay! that a nice way of putting down cold

 

A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the
bartender what is with the pot of gold.

'Well, you see every day I give a challenge and whoever can complete the
challenge gets the pot of gold.' 'What's today challenge?' 'You see that
donkey. You have to make him laugh.'

The customer says, 'Do you mind if I take him out back?' 'No problem.' The
customer takes the donkey outside and in a few the minutes the guy walks
in with the donkey, and they're laughing up a storm. The guy finishes his
drinks, takes the pot of gold, and walks off.

Next day, the same guy walks in and sees another pot of gold. 'What's
today challenge?' 'You have to make the same donkey cry.'

'Mind If I take him out back ?' 'Sure' The guy takes the donkey out back
and in a couple minutes, they walk in with the donkey crying his eyes out.

The guy reaches for the pot of gold, but the bartenders says, 'Wait, first
you have to tell me what you did do that donkey yesterday and today.
'Fine. Yesterday I told him that my dick was bigger than his and today I
proved it.