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Irish-Sids 2000th: Words Of Wisdom

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by irish-sid, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    -- Bill Cosby
     
  2. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    George Burns (1896 - 1996)

    Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

    When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

    Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

    Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

    It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

    You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
     
  3. dgenerate

    dgenerate The fuck!

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    "Suck it"

    D Generation-X

    Congrats Sid. :fing02:
     
  4. mandy-fan

    mandy-fan Insert witty comment here

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    "There's no junkie out there with a happy ending.It consumes you, and haunts you like the devil
    Learn from my mistakes"

    Phillip Anselmo
     
  5. furball101

    furball101 In heaven

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    One of my faves is from Maria Shriver (Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife) when talking to her uncle about her husband Whatever you may think of my husband career as a bodybuilder or actor his political beliefs or his accent you will respect him because he is my husband or for no other reason that he can pick you up and crush you into a small round ball
     
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  6. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Don't ever fuck with a Kennedy. :D
     
  7. 2001pm

    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    Or a Corleone.
     
  8. J3scribe

    J3scribe gone fishin' ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers

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    Never trust a grinning man holding a contract in one hand and a pen in the other.
     
  9. J3scribe

    J3scribe gone fishin' ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers

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    Whether you're rich or poor it's always nice to have money.
     
  10. Funkyboyroy

    Funkyboyroy PG and Yayboobies Bitch ! Ten Years of Phun

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    Get Your Hands off My Woman Mother Fucker - Justin Hawkins ( The Darkness ) :D
     
  11. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Words to live by;

    AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

    :wink:
     
  12. Funkyboyroy

    Funkyboyroy PG and Yayboobies Bitch ! Ten Years of Phun

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    Mr Grimsdale!!!!
     
  13. bobbyb444

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    one I generated:

    "...always tell the truth, but don't always tell it..."
     
  14. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    1 post bumping a 7 year old thread?

    Well done.
     
  15. J3scribe

    J3scribe gone fishin' ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun Movers & Shakers

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    Doesn't much matter in the HoF.
     
  16. Kleinero

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    19 Do not write wisdom points with a number that ends in an 8. The result will be an incorrect number with a cool emoticon a.k.a. . We must therefore skip 28, 38, 48, etc.
     

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