Serena Williams Talks Tits And Ass!

QUOTE!!!!

"If I lost 20 pounds, I'm still going to have these knockers, forgive me, and I'm still going to have this ass. It's just the way I am,"

SHE SAID KNOCKERS??? ROTFL





http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21133195-12270,00.html

SERENA WILLIAMS is a distraction. It might be her big breasts, as she suggests, or it might be her big backside. They do catch the eye. It might be her fashion sense. It does not appear to be subtle and, worse, most of the time they are her designs and choice of colors.
It might be her entourage, now trimmed to about 20 and minus her mad father Richard. Dad once stalked Wimbledon taking photographs from every possible and several illegal and inappropriate positions. It never was settled whether there was any film in the camera. This week a man who wears a big watch sat in the player's box and it became a controversy. God-dang it.

It might be her childlike giggling about shopping for jewellery. You cannot rule out the rivalry with her sister Venus, and the circus their matches became. Her life outside is bold. She has been a voice on The Simpsons and had a role or two in movies and there is another due out this year. She has presented music video awards on MTV.

The tennis world has tracked her rise since Richard Williams announced Venus and Serena as future champions. Serena would have been no older than six.

A little bit of all these elements has too often kept us away from seeing Serena Williams for what she is: one of the greatest players in the sport's history. She has now won eight Grand Slam events. This week's world No.1 player Maria Sharapova could keep her on court for just three minutes more than an hour. Williams served faster and better than the Russian teenager, with more aces and fewer double faults; hit twice as many winners and committed fewer errors.

She won 61 points to 35 in her humiliation of Sharapova, who in September beat Justine Henin in straight sets to win the US Open.

These past two weeks Williams has drawn interest not for her tennis but for just about everything else. You can start with her backside and end with her breasts. She does.

"If I lost 20 pounds, I'm still going to have these knockers, forgive me, and I'm still going to have this ass. It's just the way I am," she said after the final.

And she is absolutely right. Her figure and fitness is an issue for everybody but her. "You know I answered every critic I have had," she said.

Against Sharapova she was fast and aggressive, powerful and inventive.

It is not as though the critics' opinions were based on little evidence. Williams lost the first set of her third round match in a blink to the fifth-seeded Russian Nadia Petrova. She looked out of rhythm and out of breath, winning just one game. She rescued the match in the second set 7-5 and won it 6-3 in the third. Her semi-final win over Czech child Nicole Vaidisova was grimly done, 7-6 6-4.

It caused experts such as Tracy Austin to favour Sharapova in the final. Austin wrote in The Weekend Australian that Sharapova was in better physical condition, would dare to go to the net to volley, and hit savagely from the back of the court. It was an opinion shared by everybody but Williams.

She now has three Australian Opens among her bundle of eight Grand Slam titles. The total count is one fewer than Monica Seles, one more than Evonne Cawley and three more than Venus. Only nine players have nine or more and they include Margaret Court, Chris Evert, Billie Jean King and Steffi Graf, champions in an era when the women's game did not have the depth of the current tour.

Serena Williams will not turn 26 until after this year's US Open in September. Her career has been hindered by injury. No more than last year when her world ranking threatened to fall out of the top 100. She missed both the French Open and Wimbledon and her preparation for this open was finished off in a Tier IV event in Hobart.

To win the Australian Open, the first and in many ways the toughest Grand Slam of the year, in such a complete fashion on such an incomplete foundation, underlines her greatness. Her game reflects her personality. It is big and it is bold but it is hardly naive.

She has dismissed claims that she does not play enough tournaments; that she is not match fit; and that she does not take tennis seriously. And she has dismissed them as emphatically as possible. In 63 minutes to be precise.

Serena Williams is many things, some of which draw more attention than they deserve. Concentrate on her tennis record, her eight wins in 10 Grand Slam finals, victory on all surfaces. You have had the privilege of watching one of the finest players in history. Concentrate on the body of work and not the body.

 

Very well said...