The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I went out a few minutes ago, those 2 little piggies have put up four stick walls to a house, they saw me coming and ran into the woods. I didnt knock it down yet, I had to come back in to check on my boiling eggs.

 

That reminds me, I should fix myself some breakfast.

 

Just looked out the window and saw the 2 little piggies back. One was passing the other more sticks. He was placing them on the top of what they had... adding a roof to their house. After one of the stick exchanges the piggy that was handing the sticks just started doing the "dougie"

I caught a glimpse of the 3rd piggy also. He peeked briefly from behind the shed, and then disappeared again.

 

Just finished my egg salad, and went out to see what the piggies were doing. They had finished the stick house and were inside. I got a shovel and WHAMMO! I knocked down the house and sent them fleeing into the woods

Now maybe they will disappear like their buddy piggy number 3.

 

Are you implying that you are the big bad wolf?

 

Or is this whole thing a metaphor for masturbating? Sometimes I just don't know...

 

Arent you wondering what happen to the 3rd little piggy?

 

I assume it's building a brick house somewhere.

 

After you reminded me they were out there, I just went to check. I didnt see them so I was on the way back to the house. Then I heard some music coming from the wooded area. I walked up and peeped in. Turns out the 3rd piggy had been sneaking off with the red brick I had stacked behind my shed. He has built a brick house and him and the other 2 piggies had music playing from the inside as they danced around on the outside. I stepped into the woods and said, "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?". They immediately ran in and shut the door. I couldnt get in so I came back in my house

 

O....kay... :31:

 

Anja is not amused.

 

lol

I would have said a big wolf come out and blew the houses down, but that might have seemed unrealistic

 

I was waiting for the super hilarious punch line.

 

Sorry, couldnt come up with one for that story

 

i want to go here and spend 3 or 4 months riding a KTM duke to see as much as i could see

[video]http://vimeo.com/sixtwelve/sunny-russia[/video]

 

odd
[video=vimeo;68293670]http://vimeo.com/68293670[/video]

 

That is odd. Kind of cool too.

I'd love to visit Russia, so much to see. But first I have to visit the kitchen. Got a meatloaf in the oven and it's ready in a few minutes....

 

I would not want to go to Russia. :no:

 

Why?

 

I don't know. There's probably lots of interesting stuff to see, culture-wise, but it just doesn't appeal to me.