The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Did I ever tell you guys about the blow-up sheep I got given once?

 

Uh-uh.

 

did you pop it being so rough kieks?

 

Was ares in here earlier?

 

I went to the pub for my 19th b'day, and the boys bought me a blow-up sheep, I think they called it Baaahhhhhbaaarrrraaaa, with the emphasis on the baaaa.

I was mortified, and ended up asking some female friend to take it and get rid of it. She put it in her bag, and a couple of months later when our local football team was playing the Kiwi team, she brought it along and handed it to me in the packed beer garden before we went to the ground. I was copping all these laughs and being told to bring it to the game and blow it up, I never even opened the thing and that's the truth!

The hilarious thing was, some guy who must have been in his mid 40's approached me and offered me $50 for it. I took his dosh, gave him the thing and on our way to the ground, we saw him head away from the ground, I don't wanna know what happened in his house that night

 

ares is online but I haven't seen him in here, he must be catching up with all the threads before he begins to spam

 

He's probably got a story with you in it, explaining how he got the sheep.

 

No doubt, I'm sure it'll be found in some dumpster one day, all crushed up and soiled

 

when we are with friends it is usually me who is the troublemaker. I would have done it.

 

Well, knock me over with a feather! That's a surprise!

 

Trouble is Azz's middle name

 

yeah you guys don't know how many times i nearly got us kicked out of resturants and shit.

 

but i seriously am a nice guy, people just don't get my jokes sometimes. sucks to be missunderstood so often.

 

I've never been asked to leave any venue, as far as I know. Been refused entry to a pub three times, once in Sydney because we were a group of 12 guys and the bouncer refused us entry due to a lack of female presence; and twice last time I was in Scotland because of my cousin who had a bad rep at both places

Of course, there's times you get asked to leave because it's closing time, tht's different

 

I just know not to argue with you, and all is well. It isn't hard to understand you if you do that

 

hahahahaha! but kieks we never argue though !

 

Your cousin out of jail yet?

 

No? :shock:

 

this is true though!

ok guys good night

 

Night azz. Sleep well.