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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    yeah I'll be around for a bit Salty.

    1. the bacon is left there. wtf is a a quiche?
    2. how much zinfandel? better be a fucking lot of it!
    3. boobies!
    4. she's hot? yeah sure, why not go. imagine them singing Metallica.
     
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  2. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    I need to let it go.

    Hello folks.
     
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  3. sjfan

    sjfan Vagibond

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    What's up Jetstream?
     
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  4. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    hey jet.
     
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  5. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    My stomach, from the jet-lag.


    I had some wheaties to calm it down.


    Hey, sjfan and haydenfan.

    bamafan left, right?
     
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  6. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    just having some chicken.

    you were flying?
     
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  7. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    Yes, yes I was.

    Now, I am unwinding with... a turkey sandwich?
     
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  8. sjfan

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    Never heard that one either. Is that like supermanning dat ho?
     
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  9. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    I have yet to find such a ho with good stabilitrack to allow me to levitate with only my rodimus prime in her pipe.
     
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  10. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    The rulings you asked for sj. ;)

    1)
    [​IMG]

    2) Any situation with relatives calls for alcohol, so as far as I'm concerned...have at it. You'll need it. :(

    3) Depends on which Hollywood hottie stars in it. If we're talking Meryl Streep....GET OUT NOW! :p

    4) All are allowed if there's a chance of tearing off a piece at the end of the night.
    And considering the choices, your manhood will be so challenged after having to have endured the show, that you'll probably get a sympathy lay anyway due to the crying. :p
     
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    Even the manly power of bacon has its limits, I suppose.

    Are there no limits? Peach wine spritzers okay?

    Where's the crossover?
    Meryl Streep--No.
    Renee Zellwegger--??
    Helena Bonham Carter--??
    Scarlett Johannson--Yes

    This seems a hard and fast rule. But what if she'll sleep with you if you'll eat (baconless) quiche? Quandry...
     
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  12. Salty Longshanks

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    The spritzer is okay ONLY if you bring a flask, and "excuse yourself" long enough to "spritz" the peach with some bourbon, vodka etc.

    Scarlett? Yes...without question. Bonus if it's a period piece with plenty o' cleave

    Quiche eaten willingly is verboten.
    Only if she allows you to eat it off her tight ass, is it acceptable to ingest that crap without a fuss. Otherwise, she may mistake you for TKA, and nothing good can come from that! LOL :p
     
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  13. Inuk

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    *stretch*

    oh sweet, hockey is on.
     
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  14. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    How was the chicken dinner chef? LOL

    [​IMG]
     
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    aha. it was alright.

    I'm just chillin now. waiting for dessert.
     
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  16. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    Savage planet... wonder what this is about?


    Sounds like Stacy Keach is narrating. I wish he was my father.
     
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  17. Inuk

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    that dude was an asshole in american history x.

    good actor.
     
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    Was sippin some quality booze after dinner, had to explain some about Cognac to Sjfan ... made me drink some more ... gettin quite heavy in the legs. :D

    Good evening to the rest of the guys over here. ;)
     
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  19. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    fear not fellow phun goers for I bring good tidings of beer... and peanuts
     
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  20. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    I wanted pecans :(
     
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