The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Thanks mate, will definitely keep that in mind.

 

20? Why in the world are you hung over?

Soda is okay, though if you have the choice non-carbonated is preferrable. Still, contrary to popular opinion it _does_ hydrate some, and caffeine is a help.

If you could add some potato chips and a banana, it'd be better.

And Advil.

And something spicy.

 

Yes, it does suck.

 

I had a bacon deluxe burger from Burger King before and then two Advil about ten minutes after that. Might go grab a banana.

 

For future reference:
1. Force yourself to chug some water before you go to sleep the night before (any time you go out boozing, do this)
2. Have Gatorade on hand for the morning
3. Have Advil and (this one doesn't usually matter until you get older) Tums or Pepto Bismol on hand

and, obviously, don't drink so much (have a glass of water after every 2-3 beers, don't do shots, etc). But that's one you just gotta grow into.

The older you get, the more often you'll have to deal with this shit (assuming you drink the same amount as you age).

 

I'll get serious only once here: Many people die from alcohol poisoning every year. Remember that it's a legal drug, and use it in moderation. Amazingly, it really can kill you if too much.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled jokes and stuff!

 

Oh, and if you're a bloody hippy and your stomach is hurting, yogurt helps neutralize the acid and set things right. Pepto and/or Tums are non-yogurt alternatives.

 

I usually know when to stop and make sure I have plenty of water before I go to sleep but I just got massively fucked up and yeah ended up passing out.

 

Thanks for all the information, it will be used in the future.

 

This is absolutely true. My understanding (am I wrong?) is that he's woken up the next morning feeling like ass.

If you're going to die, it's most likely the night before or while passed out. If you snooze for 8 hours and then wake up feeling like ass, you're probably (I won't say definitely) out of the woods. You'll just _feel_ like you want to die.

 

Yeah I did a quick google search and from what I read the alcohol in your blood stops basic motor skills such as gag reflexes and such and hampers your breathing.

 

Ey up, chucks.

 

When I read the last part I shit myself.

 

Really, if you're awake:

Food, salt, spice, potassium if possible, caffeine, Advil/Alieve.

That and rest.

My college solution: Keep gatorade and Advil around the house at all times.

If you wind up getting hung over, Gatorade + Advil when you wake up.

When you're ready for it, order a pizza with banana peppers (or jalapenos), along with pepperoni or whatever else you like, and a couple Cokes. Put a bunch of crushed red pepper on the first slice or two of pizza.

(If you forgot the Gatorade, Coke+pizza gives you plenty of sodium and water, so you're down potassium--if you can find a banana or something you're fine, if not you're still most of the way there).

 

If you've slept and are awake and not vomiting (and are reasonably coherent, though groggy and in pain), you'll be fine.

Best way to avoid serious problems: lay off the liquor. It's _tough_ to drink enough beer to put you in immediate harm's way.

 

i'm eating a nice big banana now.

 

I bet you are

hey guys!

 

HEY-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, that's what _she_ said!

I mean, your Mom's eating a nice big banana now!

I mean, or maybe you're just happy to see me!

I mean, that's not a banana!

 

Hey ares...

 

And the circuit is compleat.