The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Moooo! *whip-snap*

It comes with a heavy price. My damn fingertips are numb!

 

I'm suddenly all a quivver.

scribe, help! A girl spoke to me; what do i do now?

 

Later, sj.

 

Smile politely and try not to say anything stupid - oops, too late. And get your hands out of your pockets.

 

Nothing sexier than a babe with a knife and that certain look in her eye.

Excuse me. My whip goes something more like:

C_R_A_C_K!​

 

Later sj

 

'nite SJ.

In one swift bold move, pull me close, dip me slighly, breath on my neck, while caressing my ass... and then...


.. DEVOUR ME.

But alas, my hands are already in his pockets. Any other suggestions perhaps?

 

*looks down*

Oh, shit. How'd you know? Can you see me?

Are you God?

(line shamelessly stolen from `Real Genius`, circa 1985)

 

I can think of several things, actually, including post nasal drip.


Never been big on whips, but crack is good. The vertical kind that is. The shit that comes rolled up in foil, not so much.

 

Je. Sus.

As much fun as it is getting cyber-seduced by Euphoria. And it's a lot of fun, something which my penis and i agree on wholeheartedly.

But i gotta go. Alas, not work unfortunately. The dentist beckons.

Later, boys.

And;

A distinct pleasure, my lady; congratulations on your most high ranking. *proper, not sarcastic, genuflect and bow*

:mrgreen:

 

Cya ares

 

You'll have to move a little slower than that. Examine the quoted post below for a better understanding of what I'm getting at.

*hangs head in quiet disgust*

You're never gonna get laid.

 

Post nasal drip! Scorchingly hot! A good case of a migraine could be rather sexy too... oh, let's not forget irritated bowel syndrome. There's a good one!

Actually, I concur. I'm not a fan of whips. I do have a tickle whip, but that is soft leather and feels good brushed across the skin or lightly snapped... it's not painful. I'm not into the pain bit. I do have a large bull whip, but that is purely for affect with a costume I wore once. It's not legit, so to speak.

Crack. Not so much. Righto.

Thank you kindly, Sir Ares. You are a true gent with a fantastical kinky side. I bid you farewell and wish upon you the sweetest dreams you can fantasize of... and to awaken with a hard erection, dripping with precum and a fair maiden lady to suck you utterly dry.

'nite.




Scribe, do you think I chased everyone away?

 

I'm gonna head out. Later scribe, nice chatting with ya again. And it was a pleasure meeting you Euphoria, hope to speak with you again soon. Take care all. Out!

 

'nite dawg. Pleasure as well.

I was just gonna say... that I'm going to say goodnight and let you guys have the thread. Scribe, I'm sorry. I think I'm too much and I've chased all your boys away and now your left with lil' ol me. And here I am off to slumber as well.

Forgive?

 

Not a chance. My niece has her first day of school tomorrow, gonna go see her off, so got to get a little sleep in.

 

Ok, cool. Thanks, creepdawg.

 

Ugh im full!

 

Indeed, take care.

 

The fluffy stuff I like. Costumes too, come to that.

Erm... that would be extremely embarassing since he's going to the dentist, not to bed. He's in England, by the way. Daytime and all.

No you didn't chase anyone off, this time of night there is generally a lull before the Aussies and Europeans take over the thread.

Later dawg, it was nice chattin again.