DEBATE Who Belongs on Hollywood's "Mount Breastmore?"

If we're going for nipples, there is a great contender to beat Aniston... Bai Ling. Hers are deadly weapons.

 

Loll true they were

 

Don't think she's been mentioned, Hayley Atwell for me

 

In my lifetime the 4 most iconic Hollywood boobs (seen in movies) were Susan Sarandon in Atlantic City, Bo Derek in 10, Jennifer Connelly in Inventing the Abbott's (not a great movie but after the excitement she built up from Career Opportunities it was epic) and Alexandra Daddario in True Detective. Kirsten Dunst and Amanda Seyfried are 2 of my top fives and had great nude scenes but the movies have always been inde crap that no one really watched except for the nude scenes.

 

I wasn't personally a fan of Addison Timlins leaks and don't really like how she looks now. But Addison Timlin from her short time in Californication was something else. Also thinking back to Californication Madeline Zima isn't too shabby either. Other than that Seyfried and Daddario are good shouts and that's a thought that seems shared by many. Kat Dennings is also a good shout. Ashley Benson is also packing some heat

 

Amanda's mommy boobs at the moment are spectacular. Other than that always liked Jeri Ryans and Heather Grahams are still going strong

 

Well if we're talking nipples, Angelina Jolie has to top my list.

 

Christina Applegate, although she didn't do a full frontal nude scene. Technically I mean she did the scene in the movie "Streets" where her nipples were covered, but not fully seen. Maybe it's because she was my first celeb crush I have a special place for her and Married with Children did a great job of showing off her boobs in tight outfits. And since she's had then removed due to cancer maybe it should just be an honorable mention.

 

Was top of list

 

Alright, if we're just talking women who have been nude, but not in the Fappening, here is who I think should be on the Mount Breastmore of Hollywood.
1. Diora Baird - She's a first ballot hall of famer for her tits. She has dense 32 DD tits. Not only are they massive but she enjoys showing them off, which is always a plus and not always guaranteed. She knows what she's good for.
2. Alexandra Daddario - Not too much needs to be said, since she's the Internet's favorite woman. Her True Detective scene completely shook the world and is a modern classic in the pantheon of nude scenes.
3. Scarlett Johannson - I realize that when she showed them it was a disappointment but in her prime she was the most fantasized woman in show business. That fact alone makes her a must have on Mount Breastmore. She was the perfect full figured woman.
4. Lindsay Lohan - The Gale Sayers of the group. We'll never know how great her tits would grow to. Yet, in their prime they were firm, full, and had puffy nipples. They were so perky young Lohan never wore a bra.

 

Joyce Hyser!

 

I would differentiate two kinds of "Mount Breastmore": Best Nude Breast and Best Cleavage:

I assume only Hollywood celebs, so no singers or models.

Best Nude Breasts
1. Alexandra Daddario
2. Emily Ratajkowski
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Carice Van Houten

Best Cleavage
1. January Jones
2. Kirsten Dunst
3. Brie Larson
4. Jessica Chastain

 

Well, my five cents (inc. glories past):
1. Rosanna Arquette

2. Anne Hathaway

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Kirsten Dunst

 

Amazing tits. I can't believe this woman had a preventative double mastectomy when all the informed science says mastectomies are the last resort when you actually have breast cancer. She's fucking nuts, and doesn't deserve to be honored.

 

Last thought on the subject but had to add that in 5 years this list would look totally different. Today we talk about breaking the internet we didn't have that back in the day but I remember my roommates and I coming home from a party in college and renting VHS tapes of Desperado and Embrace of the Vampire and having both of the "good parts" being all chopped up and skipping. Mind you this is crappy quality TV's and VHS tapes no HD. I don't know what the distribution of tapes were back then but I sure a lot of teens must have been "watching" those movies in their bedrooms.

Before my time but if they sold Playboy in the gas stations like they did when I grew up I wonder how many of Marilyn's issue were sold vs stolen.

 

There can't be any Mount Rushmore for breasts. It would require two peaks.

 

Kelly Brook like four times? is that possible?

 

Yes and yes....

 

Jennifer Tilly